Black holes on the internets

[simonjedi]

University of Washington researchers have discovered 'black holes' within the internet where information apparently gets lost forever.

the complete article @ http://www.dailytech.com/Research+Reveals+Internet+Black+Holes/article11431.htm

"With the massive amount of users trafficking the internet today, weird things are bound to happen, but about the strangest perhaps is the recently discovered, but long suspected phenomena of internet "black holes." Traffic is unintentionally routed into these holes at times, forever lost, even though a working path existed between the sending computer and receiving computer.

University of Washington researchers developed a system known as Hubble, which scours the dark depths of the internet for black holes, posting the results on the website. The result is an ever-shifting map of the internet's weak spots. Users can view a specific map or type in a specific web address to type for problems."

To see if an internet 'black hole' is near you check out - http://hubble.cs.washington.edu/

 

[French Ninja]

I bet its on the 11th page of /b/.

:shh:

 

[<RJMC>]

oh shit what if this site dont have enough power in the engines to escape?! we are DOOOOOMED!

 

[Saruke]

I Knew It!

 

[xcellerate]

oh shit what if this site dont have enough power in the engines to escape?! we are DOOOOOMED!

thrusters to maximum impulse!

 

[Slug Advisor]

Captain, if we accelerate any further, the site'll be torn apart!

 

[ktimekiller]

lol cool

 

[Operational]

The engines canna take no 'ore capt'n

Edit: damn too slow.

 

[xcellerate]

Captain, if we accelerate any further, the site'll be torn apart!

it's gonna be torn apart anyway! If we're gonna enter this black hole then I want as much speed as possible to make it out the other side!


my god. we should seriously start writing our own star trek episodes, we're awesome at this.

 

[<RJMC>]

if we die them let me do it wit the hot computer operator girl first!

 

[Xendance]

So that's where my porn went

 

[Slug Advisor]

I... I... *Sigh* I'm going to have to report this incident to your superiors when we make it out of here, captain. And we will make it out - you know there's a way.

 

[99.vikram]

Damn it we're losing power. Destroy the bridge. We have to abandon the research wing...may god forgive us...

 

[<RJMC>]

thats suicide!

 

[Slug Advisor]

What's your idea then?!

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Warp engines are broked!

 

[Apocalypse89]

Sounds like an idea for another hl2.net comic.

 

[Omnomnick]

What....
:|


:|



How do you get an internet black hole?

And not another stupid idea for a 'HL2.net Comic'...

 

[<RJMC>]

I say we trow the alpha chroma reactor, that will make the blackhole to collapse!

 

[Slug Advisor]

And what would happen after? Have you thought of that? For all we know, it could throw up strange matter or something!

 

[taviow]

The action we are going to take might change the future of the internets. We cannot take such a serious decision.

We need someone to save us... once again.

Sulkdodds... where are you?
He is still weak because of the great confrontation that happened during the Ascension, but he might be the only one who can save us.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I got nothin'.

 

[taviow]

Who will save us if you can't?
What are you going to do, are you going to let us all die?

No... you can't... please don't...

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I wonder if relativity applies on the interwebz?

 

[Slug Advisor]

The main engine is collapsing! Sulkdodds, do something, or we're all going down! Or should I say, in!

 

[Beerdude26]

http://forums.empiresmod.com/forumdisplay.php?f=14

 

[LackingSaint]

Pffff, we just need ANOTHER black hole to force the first and second hole to collapse into eachother.

It'll destroy the universe or solve all our problems. Either way, something cool happens.

 

[Slug Advisor]

You may be a saint, but you're a madman. But hey, it's so crazy it just might work! Crew, bust out the particle collider.

 

[<RJMC>]

we dont have other option unless you want to be desintegrated into particles to the inexistence!

 

[Slug Advisor]

That's what I'm sayin'! Now do eet! Quickly!

 

[taviow]

Over my dead body!
If Sulk can't save us, I will!
The first step I will take is to turn off the warp engines to deactivate the gravitational field. Deactivating the gravitational field will release electromagnetic radiation, which, according to the quantum mechanics, will stop powering the main thrusters.
That will cause a huge explosion which, hopefully, won't hurt any of us.

According to this equation, my plan will work.

Then I will divide it all by zero and save us all.

 

[highlander]

The stern ascension was on the brink of an internet black hole.

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

I know we can *insert Stargate-SG1 Smantha Carter tech talk here* Yeah that should work.

 

[Saruke]

The following is a recreation of every star trek episode, in every series, ever made,

"Captain if we re-align the warp manifolds with the tachyon emitters we might be able to double shield strength!"

"You mean like filling a balloon with too much air!"

"Exactly!"

 

[VirusType2]

There is a black hole somewhere near Uranus.

 

[Pesmerga]

It's called my rectum.

 

[kineaesth]

ZUCKING FING.​

 

[VirusType2]

It's called my rectum.

Pffff, we just need ANOTHER black hole to force the first and second hole to collapse into eachother.

It'll destroy the universe or solve all our problems. Either way, something cool happens.

555555

 

[Omnomnick]

According to this equation, my plan will work.

No!! You got it all wrong, this is the correct equation...

Anyone who guesses where that is from, gets a cookie

 

[bbson john]

Is this real or a pseudotheory news?

No!! You got it all wrong, this is the correct equation...

Anyone who guesses where that is from, gets a cookie

It's from TF2 engineer's favourite equation.