Complete the comic

[sup2069]

I created a short comic, but I was unable to come up with suitable dialog for it. See if you can come up with one.


The Drunken Master - Part 1

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scene 8

 

[Great Grizzly]

Scene 1: We meet again mr. Anderson.

 

[v3lvetpresley]

1 - Combine 'You Bastard! YOU KILLED TEDDY!'
Citizen 'Yes. Your teddy fell off the bed onto my barbie. For that, he must die'

2 - Combine - 'Teddy Was my friend. How will I ever sleep again without his fluffy wuffy wuddykins? ANSWER ME OR FEEL MY WRATH'

3 - Citizen - 'Three words. Get. A. Girlfriend'

4 - Combine - 'Stop right there mister. Are you questioning my sexuality?'

5 - Combine 'I could get a girl if I wanted. Just look at my impersonation of a table lamp!'

6 - Citizen 'Bit crap if you ask me. Look - the sun is coming out. NO NEED FOR TABLE LAMPS IN THE DAYTIME!'

7 - Combine (off screen) - 'FEEL THE MIGHT OF MY SPINNING SPHERICAL YELLOW BALL OF WRATH!'

Citizen - 'Oof'

8 - Citizen - 'Right, you bastard. Now you're for it. What I do next will CRUCIFY you. The mighty... TEAPOT OF DOOOOOOOM!'

....to be continued.

 

[sup2069]

1 - Combine 'You Bastard! YOU KILLED TEDDY!'
Citizen 'Yes. Your teddy fell off the bed onto my barbie. For that, he must die'

2 - Combine - 'Teddy Was my friend. How will I ever sleep again without his fluffy wuffy wuddykins? ANSWER ME OR FEEL MY WRATH'

3 - Citizen - 'Three words. Get. A. Girlfriend'

4 - Combine - 'Stop right there mister. Are you questioning my sexuality?'

5 - Combine 'I could get a girl if I wanted. Just look at my impersonation of a table lamp!'

6 - Citizen 'Bit crap if you ask me. Look - the sun is coming out. NO NEED FOR TABLE LAMPS IN THE DAYTIME!'

7 - Combine (off screen) - 'FEEL THE MIGHT OF MY SPINNING SPHERICAL YELLOW BALL OF WRATH!'

Citizen - 'Oof'

8 - Citizen - 'Right, you bastard. Now you're for it. What I do next will CRUCIFY you. The mighty... TEAPOT OF DOOOOOOOM!'

....to be continued.

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