Duke Nukem Movie?

[h00dlum]

http://www.dukenukemthemovie.com/

is this real?

 

[Crushenator 500]

If it is real, then i wonder when it's gonna come out... :E

 

[Razor]

If it is real, then i wonder when it's gonna come out... :E

They will cut the game and story in half, and then tell the final half with the movie ,which'll come out "after" the game .

 

[JohnnyBeverage]

Its funny they are even discussing a movie when they cant get a complete sequel done.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I bet its about a super virus that turns people into zombies and aliens. Duke will of course now be a squad of marines and a lone surviving woman who, while having been a scientist all her life, is now able to endure what even the SAS are unable to take.

 

[Recoil]

I bet its about a super virus that turns people into zombies and aliens. Duke will of course now be a squad of marines and a lone surviving woman who, while having been a scientist all her life, is now able to endure what even the SAS are unable to take.

omg hahahahahha

But seriously... I don't want a DN-movie... Duke's too cool to be brought to the big screen.

 

[Tr0n]

I think it's gonna be a porno.

 

[Steve]

I think it's gonna be a porno.

Well, it's gotta be. At the very least softcore.

 

[kilword]

remember

no its hollywood
the storys is gonna get raped to hell
instead of aliens theyre gonna have hell demons and zombies
and the movie is gonna be based on mars in a dark horror type atmosphere
and duke will be part of a space marine crew
...need i say more ;-)
lol

 

[JohnnyBeverage]

"Thats one doomed marine" ---Duke Nukem

 

[xLostx]

I can see it now....naked chicks....pig men...some zombies...big guns...naked chicks...giggity giggity

 

[Dr. Freeman]

omg hahahahahha

But seriously... I don't want a DN-movie... Duke's too cool to be brought to the big screen.

oh come on...of all fps games, the Duke character has the most hollywood-ish lines which obviously would suit the hollywood theme

I think it's gonna be a porno.

i chuckled when i read this...of course its not too far fetched :E

 

[Doppelgofer]

its going to be the biggest pile of ass youve ever experienced on steroids...i LOVE duke nukem 3d, massive fan of it but a film of it could never work because the fat cats want someone like orlando bloom to play his balls

 

[DevgruSeal]

I clicked on the link, and it said the website could not be loaded...

 

[MetalPiranha]

Worked for me. It WONT be real. Which company has a poll of what it should be rated for gods sake.

Can't believe you suckers are falling for it

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

its going to be the biggest pile of ass youve ever experienced on steroids...i LOVE duke nukem 3d, massive fan of it but a film of it could never work because the fat cats want someone like orlando bloom to play his balls

Yeah...damn those fat cats.
I keep trying to warn people, but Whiskers just don't listen!

 

[BRODIEMAN2k4]

It'll come out a year after Duke Nukem forever comes out















...which is never

 

[SupremePain]

a Duke Nukem movie? LMAO!!!

 

[bliink]

They'll take forever then release an unfinished movie (just like what will happen with DNF).
The plot consists of duke sitting around in a waiting room for 2 hours 51 minutes, then there is some full frontal nudity for 4 minutes, and then the movie ends.

 

[PHATXUIQ]

Havn't anyone noticed it posted in 2001 and they wanted it to b feature filmin 2002.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

They'll take forever then release an unfinished movie (just like what will happen with DNF).
The plot consists of duke sitting around in a waiting room for 2 hours 51 minutes, then there is some full frontal nudity for 4 minutes, and then the movie ends.

and ur getting front row seats? :E

 

[kirovman]

We'll all be dead and buried before this sees the light of day.