Nobody understands my pain and suffering. I am a white kid who lives in a two story house and I have everything I could ever need. Woe is me, I want to die. Nobody in the world has to deal with the hardships I face.
My life is terrible
My life is horrible
So I play my guitar
Nobody likes me
Everyone on CS makes fun of me
And my songs do not rhyme
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Cuz I'm angsty!
Cuz I'm angsty McAngst!
I'm 26 and I live in my mother's garage
I'm angsty McAngst!
I don't have a job
I don't have a car
But it doesn't matter
Because I'm the next big thing
I'll make lots of money
On these brand new audio cassettes
Even though I don't have a label
I just bootleg these tapes in the back of an Antifreeze manfacturing plant
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I play on my gamecube
I root for the underdog
I listened to Nsync when they were underground
I think Halo is ******y
Because I'm a big retard
And I don't know how to play it
I listen to Staind
Because they mispelled their name
And I listen for inspiration