Flu?

[[Dragoon]]

I'm fairly certain none of you are doctors, but what are forums for if not for asking complete strangers for important, potentially life altering advice about things like relationships, life choices, and medical problems? Anyway, I'm here for that last one mainly because I really don't feel like going to the hospital.

- Mild pain around the middle of my abdomen (both sides, though it's been moving around since it started a few days ago. Started on the right side). Doesn't hurt much unless I move in the wrong way, breathe too deeply, or cough/sneeze/etc.
- Gas. Burping a lot. Also feels like I need to burp, but I don't. Sort of a hiccup but... without the hiccup, if that makes sense. Make the stomach pain worse.
- Sore eyes and throat. Also had a fairly bad headache a couple days ago which centered around my eyes.
- Fatigue.

 

[Avoidist]

Those symptoms seem nothing short of see your doctor. Don't you have simple GPs or such where you live?

 

[Cormeh]

Hangover.

 

[Pulse]

Sounds like you tore your anal hymen, you need to get this checked by an Optician ASAP.

 

[[Dragoon]]

Sounds like you tore your anal hymen, you need to get this checked by an Optician ASAP.

See, this man sounds like he knows what he's talking about. Why can't the rest of you be this helpful, with all your "you should see a doctor" crap?

 

[Avoidist]

Well, if you really want my opinion, it could be Lupus. I just thought it might scare you.

 

[[Dragoon]]

Well, if you really want my opinion, it could be Lupus. I just thought it might scare you.

 

[CyberPitz]

I have a few of those same things, except I've got some Diarrhea....and if I burp, I partially vomit. Bleh.