Gaming Haiku Thread

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The haiku is a wonderful thing. Good ones can convey alot with very few words and I think they are awesome. Especially when applied comedically to gaming situations :E. Here's a couple BF2 ones I came up with to set the example:


Deep behind their lines
Both cockpit and forehead pierced
No, you may not fly


Speeding dune buggy
Gifts for you across the grill
Trigger delivers


Pile of shrubs on roof
He hopes for kills but finds none
Just my righteous knife

3 lines, 5-7-5 syllables. Post some already!
 
Threads about Haikus
Not sure if people will post
I do like Half-Life

Good ones are hard to make! :(

Nice job on the BF2 ones.
 
We love Half-Life 2
It is our little passion
Armed with a crowbar

Jesus I'm bad. :x
 
Ah, Bash. Is there anything it can't do?
<ziz> i wrote a haiku
<ziz> but it is not very good
<ziz> so i won't share it
Click to expand...
<Nastard> i wrote one myself
<Nastard> it is much better than yours
<Nastard> i should write some more
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<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati
<|nLv|Dasyati> LOLOL
<|nLv|Dasyati> ROFLMAO
<|nLv|Dasyati> STFU [ass]
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And of course, the Haiku-matic:
http://smalltime.com/haiku.html
 
bf2:

Stationed on the hill
Shells from heaven punish him
"ur dead agin, lol"

hl2:

Duck flying headcrab
Lands in fire, gets me thinking
Bet they taste like ham
 
gaming is my thing
i smell food in the kitchin
plates with pineapple
 
i am really hungry
maybe it is time for food
IM COMING FOR FOOD!

watch yourselves ;)
 
UT2K4:

Stupid rocket whore
Wonder if he's still camping
Wow my legs are gone
 
RE4:
Leon takes his aim:
BOOM! The zombie's ugly head
Is now a meat pie.


Doom 3:

Retrieving ammo,
Doomguy is again ambushed:
imp pops out from wall.

Zelda:
Damn! Zelda is fine!
But watch out for Ruto,
that ho has the crabs.

Half-Life 2:

Gordon, speak to me!
You are always so quiet,
Are you retarded?

Sulkdodds:

PENIS PENIS PE-
NIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS WOO.

CS Source:

You bastard, you hack!
I swear to god you wallhack.
You hacking dick!

F.E.A.R.:

Little girl is here.
In the damn elevator?
I just shat myself.
 
City of Villains

bashing up villains
when you are scum by yourself
gets pretty damn weird.
 
Bob Page a bad man.
Blood spilled over lemon-lime,
Vision augmented.

Guess which game :)
 
Betrayed by AI
It is a treacherous thing
I rule the world now

A sequel to Axyon's.
 
Choice alone defines
the power gods wield is mine
I am mortal lie

^more deus ex goodness
 
Good stuff, JNightshade.

Crap! Combine turret
I hide behind my bucket
Game's AI gets pwnt


Blazin Dot UK
At night the god of medics
Always sleeps alone
 
JNightshade said:
Sulkdodds:

PENIS PENIS PE-
NIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS WOO.
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Damn, you took the words right out of my mouth! :D


Guess the games:


New physics revolt
Velociraptor charges
My arm is stretchy


Dread portals opened
To the darkest places but
Now just genetics


Cherry blossom stirs
In backwash from a frightened
jet. It banks and dies.


Day after day
Monkey see and monkey do
Buy one more TV.


Kinetic funfight
joy and bulllets and filing
cabinets. I'm dead


Like Quake Three but soft
No gibs and railguns here; just
foam, and sweat, and tears


Same passage again
Technicolour space aliens
Too many bullets.


JP: Tresspasser, Doom and the Doom movie, BF2, The Sims, HL2 Deathmatch, Nerf Arena, Halo
 
Sulkdodds said:
New physics revolt
Velociraptor charges
My arm
Click to expand...
Trespasser
Like Quake Three but soft
No gibs and railguns here; just
foam, and sweat, and tears
Click to expand...
Without looking at the spoilers, it's Nerf Wars or something, isn't it? Anyway, I thank you greatly for reminding me of this fantastic game.

Edit: Ah, arena.
 
Whoops, I forgot to fill in the bit after 'my arm'. Fixed. Nerf Arena was actually pretty fun.
 
Far Cry:
Another cutscene
dialogue that rapes my ears
good thing it's so fun.


Max Payne:
Lame cliches abound
Noir only works well in film
Slomo kicks ass, though.

Hitman 2:
Gameplay goes like this:
sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak
sneak sneak sneak sneak KILL

Also, that Blazin.uk one was great.
 
I'm liking this guess-the-game thing. How about this one?


Come back here you fool!
Umbrellas can't stop snipers.
Too late, gibbie-chunks.

Team Fortress Classic (Hunted)
 
Korea's one love
Oh f*ck here it comes again
Zerg rushed, you bastards!
 
Axyon said:
Korea's one love
Oh f*ck here it comes again
Zerg rushed, you bastards!
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I KNOW I KNOW!

<3 starcraft
 
Revive the Anteus
Deep-voiced Doctor Who says these
Are hostile waters


Buzzing in brainbox
Compounds and pills let me chase
My demons away


A general surveys
His servants obey. They shout
Victory 80.

(not a specific game that one).


Elephants make me
Weak at the knees but not half
as weak as my men


The corpses fall, dance
Like leaves on an insane breeze
Ragdols in your hands
 
MuToiD_MaN said:
Come back here you fool!
Umbrellas can't stop snipers.
Too late, gibbie-chunks.
Click to expand...


Maybe if i didn't waste like 5 years of my life playing that game i wouldn't know it ;)

My sniping skills > hunted.
 
Half Life²

Scientists are good
Things from outer space are bad
So is the ending
 
A blur cuts the air
The walls pockmarked with terror
But he's behind you.
 
Freud is spinning round
Getting dizzy just watching
Silly silly man!
 
Thread slips down and down
A splippery slope. But I
Will not let it die.


Fractal landscape pulse
Of an electronic beat
Space invaders roar
 
you're mean person Sulky
why wont you let it die
all it wants is pie
 
Sneaking, sneaking, knife
Out shh. Softly softly catchy
Monkey. GRAB! STAB! DEAD!
 
Sequels fail at life.
But, see the lights and bump-maps?
Sorry, just not Sam.

He shot down my ride.
Bug choking, pleading mercy
Mighty Foot engaged.
 
Star Wars Galaxies

Galaxies is lame
Butterflies bent my wookiee
I'll not pay for this

F.E.A.R

(F.E.A.R) Roxorz my boxorz
****ing EXTREME...to the max!!
Best game of the year
 
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