half life 2 song

[Klyka]

melody "secret agent man" by johnny rivers:

there's a scientist who lives in danger
too everyone he meets, he stays a stranger
for every crab he kills,another takes it's place
odds are he won't live to kill another!

gordon...freeeeeeman!
gordon...freeeeeeman!
hey! they're giving you your suit back,
and take away your name!

(insert kickass oldschool guitar solo here)

beware of ugly combine that you find
an antlion can bite and eat your mind!
ohhh be careful where to stay
or the strider takes you away!
odds are you won't live to sleep with alyyyyyyx!

gordon...freeeeeeman!
gordon...freeeeeeman!
hey! they're giving you your crowbar,
and some morphine for the way!

(another guitar solo here please)

gordon...freeeeeeman!
gordon...freeeeeeman!
hey! you gotta rescue barney,
or you'll never get that beeeeer!

killing zombies with your handy crowbar,
playing catch with dog and shoutin' "FUBAR!"
ah no, you let your grav gun slip,
and a toilet just breaks your neck!
the odds are you won't live to play with lamaaaaarr!

gordon...freeeeeeman!
gordon...freeeeeeman!
hey! you shoot your way to breen,
and the g-man takes you awaaaay!

(KICKASS guitar please)

gordon...freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeman!!!!!!!!!


(get the song, play the song and read my words. it suits the melody just right )

so how do you like it?

if someone with a musical ability would like to record it, i say let it rip!

 

[D€vIL²]

wow, how old are you? hmm. yes creative, clever.... kinda lame.

 

[giant384]

who cares how old this person is i want to know how much time u spent on this lol

 

[JNightshade]

haha very clever. I like it a lot.

 

[StAtiC]

well that sucked

 

[Raawr]

odds are you won't live to sleep with alyyyyyyx

Nice sentence, nerds will really kick on this one

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Nice. :]

 

[MiccyNarc]

I actually know what the tune to that song is!!

Without even knowing the name of the song!
It's pretty recognizable just from the way it's written, heh.

Nice one :thumbs:

 

[JeanPaul]

waste of LIFE!!!!!!!!

just play the game

 

[Klyka]

well i wasted about 6:45 minutes of my life with this. i needed to listen to the song twice, the text just kept flowing.

and i'm 19 and not an obvious nerd.

i wonder if anyone with vocal talent could sing this for me

and maybe i'll rewrite the text a bit.

 

[Combine Hybrid]

Oh wow... imagine the real song of that...

 

[CriYam]

I sang it to the Village Peoples YMCA and it wasn't so good. :/

 

[kupocake]

hehe... that's quite good you know

 

[Klyka]

thank you

say, does anyone know, where or how i could find a karaoke or instrumental version of the song?

i'm not a very good singer, but i'd like to record it

or is anyone willing to sing for me?

 

[Klyka]

well i just sang it myself and recorded it....

just let me say, that some of my "talents" must have been given to me by the devil... "singing" is one of them...

so i'm currently fixing some text passages to put some more HL2 inside jokes into it.

what i need now is a singer anyone?

 

[Dasparov]

put it through one of those talking bots, where you just insert the text

 

[Klyka]

sorry but that doesn't work...

any other ideas?