Has anybody whose been stoned...?

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ever realised the true nature of this world?

Cause I'm being pretty ****ing mind-****ed right now, and I was just wondering.
 
It really is amazing, even looking at your few messages.
 
WOAH Man all the colours :O woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the green men are after me and I got the munchies argh save me :P
 
Fat Tony! said:
WOAH Man all the colours :O woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the green men are after me and I got the munchies argh save me :P
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pot not shrooms or acid :P he's probably more like oooh these shadows... and lights... so beautiful... and COLORS so VIBRANT and ALIVE, mmm... hey, why can't I stand up?

I know exactly what you mean mate, thats the whole reason I do it (RARELY, all you D.A.R.E. people).
 
i disagree, but there was already a massive thread about that a few weeks ago.

i don't think it's bad if you do it rarely... as in, I haven't in several weeks and I won't for another two or three.
 
....hold on, let me just lick the corners....damn forgot a filter ...there ...goddam shitty roll!!! oh I mean ...umm I spilled my alcohol


so what are we talking about?
 
CptStern said:
so what are we talking about?
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nothin... just BIOZEMINADES!

Sigh, I'm about to be taken by the government people again... never should have mentioned them. :(
 
we11er go hit yourself with a saucepan. go go go, Alyx said so... i heard her.
 
Audiophile said:
nothin... just BIOZEMINADES!

Sigh, I'm about to be taken by the government people again... never should have mentioned them. :(
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BIOZEMINADES what the hell are BIOZEMINADES!!!!


...does that mean they're coming for me too?


man I got the munchies :E
 
shadow6899 said:
dude i need some weed, damnit.... wish my dealer would come back from nyc D:
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You know, when you buy drugs you may be supporting the terrorists...
...
...
*tries to hold a straight face, but fails and then laughs hysterically*
 
shadow6899 said:
i love that line steve :D it's right up there w/ the commercial that has the kids hittin a bong and then one takes his dads gun and "accidently" shoots the other kid... that just made me laugh many times, over and over and over :D
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My friend actually did get shot with his friends dad's gun...but the kid wasn't high. He was just stupid, and thought the gun wasn't loaded.
 
LOL DRUGS LOL

PS DRUGS

DRUGS
DRUGS
DRUGS

[DRUGS] DRUGS (56K DRUGS)

anyway, this thread is filled with things.
 
;) Shrooms is crazier than Herb. Bongs are more effective than blunts.
 
CyberSh33p said:
get outta my state :\
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:laugh: It's as if you make "State" mean something along the lines of "home". It's okay we'll be roomies forevar!
 
this isn't a "hel0 im dumb stonar smoek all tiem and i haf no brain" thread, this is a "hey, I smoke sometimes and I like to think about stuff while I do" thread.

Actually, it seems to be a random thread that went to hell on the first page, but I'm ignoring that.
 
I got stoned once by a pack of rabid gnomes. They tried castrating me with a hot rock, but I quickly called upon Jean Claude Van Damm to beat all of them up with his uncontrolling moves. Michael Bolten swooped down with frizzy hair bolting from his arse while the village townsfolk and militia rallied to defend. Resistance was futile, however, and Michael called his friend Patrick to go to England. Afterwards I swam to England, rescued Kate Beckinsale from Patrick Moore and sailed off to the space station where we married and my children grew up to rule space and fight Patrick Moore and Michael Bolten to free the people of Earth.
 
MadHatter said:
I got stoned once by a pack of rabid gnomes. They tried castrating me with a hot rock, but I quickly called upon Jean Claude Van Damm to beat all of them up with his uncontrolling moves. Michael Bolten swooped down with frizzy hair bolting from his arse while the village townsfolk and militia rallied to defend. Resistance was futile, however, and Michael called his friend Patrick to go to England. Afterwards I swam to England, rescued Kate Beckinsale from Patrick Moore and sailed off to the space station where we married and my children grew up to rule space and fight Patrick Moore and Michael Bolten to free the people of Earth.
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Drugs + imagination = great stories! :rolling:
 
lol, i guess you're exaggerating, since smoking pot doesn't do any of that - it just makes you feel really strange, hard to control your body, things look different - not like aliens or little green men, just different - and you act stupidly. You can have interesting thoughts though, which is really the only reason why I ever do it. That and that it's fun as hell to do with some friends.

Shrooms or acid will be the ones where you hallucinate like mad. Won't try em myself.
 
Teta_Bonita said:
Drugs + imagination = great stories! :rolling:
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Erm, nah, not really. More like this:

Tired as shit + alcohol + lots of time and nothing to do = creative and constructed spam.
 
lol, i would have thought that

Tired as shit + alcohol + lots of time and nothing to do = sleep
 
Audiophile said:
lol, i guess you're exaggerating, since smoking pot doesn't do any of that - it just makes you feel really strange, hard to control your body, things look different - not like aliens or little green men, just different - and you act stupidly. You can have interesting thoughts though, which is really the only reason why I ever do it. That and that it's fun as hell to do with some friends.

Shrooms or acid will be the ones where you hallucinate like mad. Won't try em myself.
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:cheers: Yeah, smoking herb is like a social activiti, but sometimes I get deep thoughts when I do it alone. But I do it alone rarely. But shrooms on the other hand is quite crazy, as it's effects last for hours even from little bit of consumption.
 
Well, the morning is here! Must say I was pretty monged out, in a way it has reminded me why I supposedly gave it up. And why I try to avoid mixing with too much alcohol..

Anyway, got a database to design now, yipee!
 
Remember when i dropped my car keys on the floor and you taught the phone rang..? :P
 
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