i am the all knowing headcrab

[battlefrank]

ask me anything!
hl2 related!

 

[battlefrank]

uhh... its been more than 10 minutes

 

[beam]

Do you like warnings?

 

[MarcoPollo]

lol^

Ok....If you can answer this correctly I won't flame you

Who is G-Man and Why is he doing what he is doing?

PS 333 posts! im the devils neighbor ROFL

 

[Tarkus]

why do headcrabs have the ability to zombify humans if they never had the need to do so in their homeworld? i have never seen an headcrabed xenian...

 

[The Monkey]

The Black Mesa incident was supposed to take place sometime around year 2000. Why hasn't it occured yet?

 

[Ravioli]

HAHHAHA, his stummed now.....

 

[battlefrank]

the g-man is a government guy from the future that u learn in hl3 that he is darth vader

when we were in our homeworld we were friends with the vortiguants

and the incident, valve was way off, you humans do not teleport yet, but i can MUHAHAHA im a headcrab, after all

 

[battlefrank]

and the g-man helps you survive and allows you to save earth

 

[jondy]

more like battlewank, heh, heh

:E ahem

*looks around warily*

 

[battlefrank]

no, battlefrank is a kickass guy i made up.

 

[battlefrank]

their, go to teh attachment for a picture of the most kickass guy ever... BATTLEFRANK!!!

 

[Axyon]

Closed. This was not worth a thread.