I come from a land down under...

[Link]

*hands Link an alcopop* there you go

Take that vaugely alcohilic piss away and bring me a real drink...

Why dosen't anyone drink bitter anymore? Its a crime I tell you.

 

[The Dark Elf]

Why dosen't anyone drink bitter anymore? Its a crime I tell you.

Cause it tastes like dish water

 

[Dasparov]

Take that vaugely alcohilic piss away and bring me a real drink...

Why dosen't anyone drink bitter anymore? Its a crime I tell you.

5 buck chuck

 

[Link]

^Eh?

Dishwater? Pah, young people today. How do you expect to develop a respctable beer belly drinking that 'orrible "not brewed from countryside hops" rubbish?

Still, I will admit that fosters is one of the better beers that I refuse to drink.

 

[The Dark Elf]

^Eh?

Dishwater? Pah, young people today. How do you expect to develop a respctable beer belly drinking that 'orrible "not brewed from countryside hops" rubbish?

Still, I will admit that fosters is one of the better beers that I refuse to drink.

young people?? how old are you?

 

[Link]

lol, only 21, but I've been drinking bitter since I started drinking, around the age of 8, and none of my friends drank at all till early teen years, and then it was lager, so I think of all lager drinkers as "You young wippersnappers".

I know, I'm old before my time. "Ohh, me poor ole back" etc etc

 

[Razor]

You know you're an aussie when...

1) You've had an argument with your mate over whether Ford or Holden makes the better car! - In England, it'd be between Ford and Rover.

2) You've done the "hot sand" dance at the beach while running from the ocean back to your towel. - In England, it would be wet, cold pebbles.

3) You start using words like "reckon" and "root" and call people "mate". - Exactly the same as in England

4) You stop greeting people with "hello" and go straight to "how ya doin'?" - England as well

5) You've seriously considered running down to the shop in a pair of Ugg boots - No one apart from lady Chavs would be stupid enough to do this.

6) You own a pair of ugg boots. - Anyone who was a teen through the 80's would have a pair.


7) You have a story that somehow revolves around excess consumption of alcohol and a mate named "Dave". - Exactly the same as England.

8) You've risked attending an outdoor music festival on the hottest day of the year. - Reading Festival, Glastonbury, etc, etc, etc, but change Hottest day with Hottest, rainiest, wettest, shittiest day.


9) You own a pair of thongs for everyday use, and another pair of "dress thongs" for special occasions. - Only gay men wear thongs in England.

10) You don't know what's in a meat pie, and you don't care. - England

11) You pronounce Australia as "Stralya" - Hahahahaha, definately not England.

12) You've squeezed Vegemite through Vita Wheat to make little Vegemite worms. - Don't know what those are, so i say that it is an Australian only thing.

13) You suck your coffee through a Tim Tam. - What the heck is a Tim Tam?

14) You realise that lifeguards are the only people who can get away with wearing Speedos. - In England, no one can get away with wearing speedos, unless you're an olympic swimmer.

15) You've played beach cricket with a tennis ball and a bat fashioned out of a fence post. - England

16) You firmly believe that in the end, everything will be ok, and have told a mate in tough times that "She'll be right, mate" - England, it would be "She'll Be Alright, mate".

17) You use the phrase, "no worries" at least once a day, and know what 'Push off, ya flamin' drongo!' means. - England would be "F' Off you f'ing twat"

18) You've been on a beach holiday and have probably stayed in a caravan. - Hahahahaha, most definately England.

19) You constantly shorten words to "brekkie", "arvo" and "barbie" - Australia only.

20) You measure a journey in beer, not kilometres or time. (That's a 3 beer trip mate) - England

All you Australian's have done is swapped out a few words and have some nicer weather, but at heart, you're still English . Australia will never be a republic if you can't let go of your old English heritage :upstare:, not that you Australian's would ever be stupid enough to dump our Queen.

 

[burnzie]

Hehehehe

Fosters... pffft...heheheh

No self respecting aussie will drink that piss. Its a well known joke that we export that junk and keep the good shit here

Its actually kept out back in the bottle 'o' not even with the rest of the aussie beer. Carlton cold and VB all the way

 

[Tr0n]

All you Australian's have done is swapped out a few words and have some nicer weather, but at heart, you're still English . Australia will never be a republic if you can't let go of your old English heritage :upstare:, not that you Australian's would ever be stupid enough to dump our Queen.

Well we sure as hell did!

So I think the aussies can to.

 

[burnzie]

we couldnt be arsed in doing it.

Thats the australian way when it comes to england.

 

[The Dark Elf]

lol, only 21, but I've been drinking bitter since I started drinking, around the age of 8, and none of my friends drank at all till early teen years, and then it was lager, so I think of all lager drinkers as "You young wippersnappers".

I know, I'm old before my time. "Ohh, me poor ole back" etc etc

21 ain't old, you youngster you

 

[Bad^Hat]

22) You think it was you who came up with the pav.