I didn't think people could honstely be so stupid

[Atomic_Piggy]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Liberal_Falsehoods

 

[Tyguy]

haha, you must know any time you post about someone being stupid that EVERYONE will check your spelling

Anyway, it is pretty stupid....but I thought conservatives were in favor of space exploration...

 

[Dax]

The whole site is a joke. Anyone who is stupid enough to use that site as a credible source should be line up and shot.

The page/forum that claims the earth is flat falls into the same category as conservapedia.

 

[CptStern]

the site was created specifically with homeschool students in mind ..it's an educational resource ..mostly for evangelical christians too intimidated by trueisms to bother challenging them ..I mean they have this in their "about us" page: "Tired of the LIBERAL BIAS every time you search on Google and a Wikipedia page appears? Our study suggests that Wikipedia is 6 times more liberal than the American public. Now it's time for the Conservatives to get our voice out on the internet!"


the biggest crime here is not that these people are hopelessly stupid but rather that they're pushing their disinformation on their youth ..there'll be whole generations of home schooled kids who would be eaten alive should they ever enter the real world full of their useless and inaccurate facts ..i mean they couldnt possibly attend a normal post secondary institute, they'd be laughed off campus by day 1

 

[Tyguy]

we need a centripedia....a site like the onion that makes fun of both of them....whos with me?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Political and Atheist leaders who were strong advocates that intelligent life must exist in outer space were:

Jimmy Carter
Adolf Hitler
Carl Sagan

Hahaohdear.

 

[PvtRyan]

we need a centripedia....a site like the onion that makes fun of both of them....whos with me?

There's a Liberalpedia then?

And I thought Conservapedia was satire, please tell me I'm right for my sanity's sake

 

[Tyguy]

no, there isn't...however conservapedia is labeling wiki as being very liberal.....

 

[Sulkdodds]

If conservapedia told you to jump in front of a bus would you do it?

 

[CptStern]

we need a centripedia....a site like the onion that makes fun of both of them....whos with me?

too late





here's an article on Christians:

Christians (also known as "t3 l337 j3w pwnz0rz") are a type of lion food popular in Rome, generally thriving in warm, dark and moist conditions. They are essential for making sure the lions have the proper balance of vitamins and minerals in their diet. Lions in the wilde often suffer from a lack of Vitamin C (shorthand for Christians), and for this reason both may soon reach the top of the endangered species list.



"Lions 1, Christians 0"

~ Scoreboard at the Colosseum

lol

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Christians



on George W Bush:

Supreme Warlord Premier George Walter Bush is the current dictator of America. He is noted for:

1. Being one of the most intelligent , well-meaning and truly capable Presidents ever to rule America with a pink, frilly fist, and the only one to consistently tell the truth. He admitted to having sex with squirrels and Border Collies in his youth. (Truth...oh god, the hideous truth.)

2. KillingLiberating (CIA censored) the people of Iraq by relieving more than 655,000 of them from the day-to-day struggle of living.

3. George was the first president to be home-schooled because doctors believed he was autistic and he was unable to stop eating his Crayolas. (Lie- they were biros!)

4. The War Against Terror (TWAT). This is an entirely peaceful means of bringing about change in the county of Iraq, and is widely regarded as neccessary.

5. Fostering an epidemic of Bush Hatred Syndrome, an illness which has infected large segments of liberals, leftists, the media, and 65% of the American public and 95% of the world. Symptoms of BHS include an irrestible urge to denounce everything Bush does or says, and to compare him to dictators, mass murderers and the anti-Christ. BHS also causes its victims to blame Bush for personally causing every evil of the world, including natural disasters, global warming, global cooling, and Bush Hatred Syndrome. A similar affliction called CHS, or Clinton Hatred Syndrome usually outpaces BHS among inbred rednecks and other Republicans in the USA with respect to explaining all the evil in the world. CHS is uncommon outside the US. BHS is caused by a parasitic worm, which terrorists cultivate in their own digestive system, before intentionally infecting God fearing Americans. Some Say that this is due to his astouding level of ineptitude and maleficence. Despite this, a resounding 31% of Americans inexplicably still approve of the way he is governing the country. It should also be noted that these same 31% of Americans as a group only possess 31% of the average IQ of a ball of lint.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_Dubya_Bush

And I thought Conservapedia was satire, please tell me I'm right for my sanity's sake

no, it's not satire, they're serious

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

LOVE uncyclopedia

 

[CptStern]

ya me too:

Despite Bush's apparent anti-gay stance, he was actually an active homosexual in the 80's, abandoning his family for men and cracked corn. He had affairs with John Cleese, Michael Jackson, George Michael, Your Dad, Mike Patton, Tom Cruise, Dick Cheney, Trent Lott, Johnny Rebel,Spongebob Squarepants, Karl Rove, Rob Halford, that guy from Testament, and Tommy Pickles. Bush reverted back to heterosexuality when his father told him everytime you think a homosexual thought, the Flying Spagetti Monster devours a kitten, but has not yet given up his cracked corn. He is known to strongly oppose logic and science.

...In 2001, Afghanistan attacked the Divided States. They were wrong. George nuked them. Oil was secured. Not a single American was hurt.

In 2002, France and Germany attacked the Divided States. They were wrong. George nuked them. Oil was secured. Not a single American was hurt.

In 2003, iRaq attacked the Divided States. They were wrong. George nuked them. Oil was secured. Not a single American was hurt.

In 2004, North Korea attacked the Divided States. They were wrong. Georgie nuked them. Oil was secured. Not a single American was hurt.

In 2005, No Orleans attacked the Divided States. They were wrong. Georgie nuked them. Oil was secured. Not a single American was hurt.



In 2001, George W. Bush was diagnosed with "cranial rectalosis". Doctors define this as "the state or condition of having your head up your ass". Speculation is that he got it from Ann Coulter while taping an episode of Fox News but reports are still unconfirmed.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

The elmo article on Uncyclopedia is also funny. Hell, it is a funny website.

 

[brink's]

It's the only site on the web that guarantees a laugh
Look at it's section on Blasphamy

"What constitutes blasphemy

* Saying mean things about God or Jesus.
* Pointing out to religious people the flaws in their logic.
* Saying God's name too loud.
* Sneezing in Church.
* Wearing boots.
* Thinking about members of the opposite sex.
* Thinking about members of your own sex.
* Thinking.
* Pooping.
* Things that feel good.
* Being confused if you actually committed blasphemy
* Playing "the tubular bells" on the organ (may result in lack of vertebrae in a small girls neck)
* Saying you enjoyed Tom Cruise's stellar performance in Top Gun. "

And one quote on Fred Phelps
"
“This man is somewhat unpleasant.”

~ Captain Understatement on Fred Phelps "

I laughed anyway.

 

[Adrien C]

I don't know whay I would do with out wikipedia. Is like a second internet for me.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

It's the only site on the web that guarantees a laugh
Look at it's section on Blasphamy

"What constitutes blasphemy

* Saying mean things about God or Jesus.
* Pointing out to religious people the flaws in their logic.
* Saying God's name too loud.
* Sneezing in Church.
* Wearing boots.
* Thinking about members of the opposite sex.
* Thinking about members of your own sex.
* Thinking.
* Pooping.
* Things that feel good.
* Being confused if you actually committed blasphemy
* Playing "the tubular bells" on the organ (may result in lack of vertebrae in a small girls neck)
* Saying you enjoyed Tom Cruise's stellar performance in Top Gun. "

And one quote on Fred Phelps
"
?This man is somewhat unpleasant.?

~ Captain Understatement on Fred Phelps "

I laughed anyway.

****ing epic.

 

[Jintor]

Uncyclopedia is epic.