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YOU'RE ALL NOOBS.

Furthermore Half Life 2 is ghey and will be certainly delayed lots before release and the crowbar should be replaced with a vibrating penguin of some kind or I'll spam Gabe Newell generously.

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kiss kiss, luv u
 
GO to the arena for such fights plz
/me points towards the arena
 
You can't even figure out which gender you are, you moronic androgynous specimen. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when you were a kid, you little tap-dancing Leprechaun in a pink wig? Be careful you don't bump your head on the door handle on the way out. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' I bet you have to take your salary to the bank because it's too small to go by itself, you pathetic ne'er-do-well. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? People like you are the reason cults exist. Do yourself and everyone else a favor, go and take a fatal overdose of your medication.
 
I think a certain biological agent needs a hug. Come on everyone group hug.

/me opens up his arms and slowly walks towards the group...
 
LOL, ya'll can hug me as long as you've got boobies and no penis.....
 
I think theres a quite a big problem there (I avoided saying a small problem because someone would try to make a joke of it). You see i dont have breasts and i do have a penis. Perhaps my sister....Wait i dont have a sister. Hmmmmmm i need to think about this for a moment.
 
Yes but i didnt say that because someone would probably start off a whole load of "Yo momma" jokes.
 
Like this one?

Yo momma's like a vacum cleaner. She sucks, She blows, and then gets laid in the closet.
 
Dont worry farrowlesparrow you can still have a hug
/me hugs farrowlesparrow :):)
infact u all can have one
/me hugs all
 
infact u all can have one
Fat Tony hugs all
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Thank you.

/me hugs Fat Tony back, and anybody else who would like a hug.
 
Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
Im sorry but thats just crap. Then again so are all Yo momma jokes.
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?

When I see a christmas card that says "Ho-Ho-Ho!" I know to address it to your mom.

Your mom is so fat that she's got more chins than a chinese phone book

Your mom is like a shotgun; one cock and she's ready to blow.

Your mom is like an elevator if you push the right button she'll go down on you!
 
/me punches Anthraxxx
ha got you first :p lol this is pathetic but o well
 
Originally posted by Dux
?

When I see a christmas card that says "Ho-Ho-Ho!" I know to address it to your mom.

Your mom is so fat that she's got more chins than a chinese phone book

Your mom is like a shotgun; one cock and she's ready to blow.

Your mom is like an elevator if you push the right button she'll go down on you!
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Are they meant to prove or dis-prove what i said? So far they seem to go with what i said.


Anthraxxx why would you punch me if Fat Tony isnt a woman?
 
Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
Are they meant to prove or dis-prove what i said? So far they seem to go with what i said.
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Prove I supose in a sarcastic sort of way.
 
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