italian meat fight against frozen ham. don't steal this man's food.

[MaSter0fDarKneZz]

if somebod tries to steal food from my house, i punch him in the face with a frozen turkey. :sniper:

this man has used an other way: frozen ham, against frozen italian meat. who wins?

GLOUCESTER, Mass. ? A meat thief is no match for an angry restaurant owner swinging a ham.

Joe Scola said he heard a noise in his Scola's Place restaurant in Gloucester and saw a man trying to get away with his arms full of meat taken from the restaurant freezer.

Scola said that when he caught up with the man and started taking back his stock, the man raised a 5-pound log of frozen Italian meat over his head as if to use it as a weapon.

The restaurant owner had a frozen ham in his hand and slammed it into the man's face, making a gash. The stunned thief dropped his loot and ran.

Police said they haven't found the man responsible for the Wednesday confrontation.

 

[Sulkdodds]

This reminds me of a time in the early 18th century when a burglar tried to break into a house, but woke up the maidservant. He attempted to slash at her neck with his knife, but she caught it between her teeth, and so tenacious was her grip, that the burglar let go of the knife, deciding it was a fair cop, and surrendered himself.

 

[Slug Advisor]

This reminds me of a time in the early 18th century when a burglar tried to break into a house, but woke up the maidservant. He attempted to slash at her neck with his knife, but she caught it between her teeth, and so tenacious was her grip, that the burglar let go of the knife, deciding it was a fair cop, and surrendered himself.

That was your housemaid? God man, she had an unnaturaly strong jaw. Seriously, I would rather get bitten by a bear than her.

 

[MFD00M]

^What?

Cool story btw.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Work on your grammar, op.
And sulky didn't say it was his house.. he said it was A house. I wouldn't doubt the sulk has a maid, though.

 

[Slug Advisor]

And sulky didn't say it was his house.. he said it was A house. I wouldn't doubt the sulk has a maid, though.

Oh yeah... Thank dogs, for a second there I actualy believed that I have tried to rob Sulkdodds, which would have been weirdly coincidental.

 

[dfc05]

Uhhmmmm that reminds me of a short story that I read a very very very long time ago and I can't remember the name of it but uhm a lady killed her husband with a piece of frozen meat and then she put the meat in the oven and fed it to the police officers.

I think it's by Roald Dahl. But I can't remember the name of the story either...

 

[Jintor]

Where did link go?

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Uhhmmmm that reminds me of a short story that I read a very very very long time ago and I can't remember the name of it but uhm a lady killed her husband with a piece of frozen meat and then she put the meat in the oven and fed it to the police officers.

Oh yeah that was Lamb to the Slaughter by Roald Dahl. I did part of my Higher English on that short story.

 

[Seppo]

wow

just wow

 

[Sulkdodds]

That was your housemaid? God man, she had an unnaturaly strong jaw. Seriously, I would rather get bitten by a bear than her.

Oh yeah, she's got quite a mouth on her that one.