Let's Make up Chapter Titles

[Sheepo]

"MONOTONY DISCONTINUATION" (fancy speak for a break) would be the first chapter of Portal 2. At the end of Portal 1 you've completed your first set of challenges and things go dark and in Portal 2 it continues right from there and creepy lady voice say's, "Congratulations! You've reached you first monotony d-d-dis-discont...." like the place is shutting down right as she say's it. Suddenly a wall explodes and Gordon Freeman is standing there and then the chapter name is slapped across the screen. This would also be a chapter in Episode 3. Back story time: the reason Mossman went to the Arctic Base was to get "the project". The project is essentially Aperture Science but more importantly for you, when you go there to back them up in Ep. 3 it's the Portal laboratory. This will lead to Valve's new gameplay style: multiple perspective single player co-op.

And all those haters out there who think Portal and Half-Life will never merge I'd still like to use the word discontinuation in a chapter so how about "EMPLOYMENT DISCONTINUATION" for when the GMan loses all control over you.

 

[Slug Advisor]

The Cake of all Lies - I'm pretty there was something caled the Cause of all Lies(a novel or something... Can't remember exactly what) and we all know the Cake is a lie.

 

[Asknoone]

Paradigm shift

I'm posting this twice because I think it's so good.

 

[Sheepo]

"Hunting Ground" I think you get the idea:dozey:
Sorry if this is a repeat. If so, it is an accident.

 

[G-Dude]

Anti-Matters:Could relate to Gordon's break-up with the G-Man.(HL2: EP1) Breeding Grounds:Antlion Tunnels? Frozen Aggresion:Arctic base? Infestation 203:Like "Outbreak Outbreak Outbre-".

 

[Sheepo]

Hunting Ground
Am I the only one thinking that this sounds BAMF?

 

[G-Dude]

Got another one! Infestation 107:Ravenholm!

 

[W4d5Y]

I stumbled across "black mesa north", something somebody mentioned back in a thread when referring to Kraken base, which has been confirmed to pass an appearance in ep3,
also something about the gman's phrase "..arbitrary imposition" could be used as a reference, maybe like "arbitray imposition" (haha, I'm so clever, I know ) or "arbitrary exposition" and the similiar,
should've something to do with the gman, maybe a demonstration of the gman's powers, therefore resulting with the appropriate nomination "exposition"

 

[nokori3byo]

Mass Times Acceleration Er..a vehicle chapter(?)

Irresitible Force The second Combine Invasion is on.

Velocity of Detonation Gordon must escape from something about to go kaboom!

Extremely Long Wavelengths Perhaps something to do with teleportation...

Eternal Returm Gordon revisits Xen

Bachelor Party Gordon, Barney, Deney Terrio and a young Tom Hanks throw a wild party in a hotel suite full of hookers. Hillarity ensues.

 

[Asknoone]

Bachelor Party Gordon, Barney, Deney Terrio and a young Tom Hanks throw a wild party in a hotel suite full of hookers. Hillarity ensues.

Who invited the party pooper?

 

[nokori3byo]

He's in the movie, man. It's his party, in fact: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelor_Party_(film)

Oh, and I made a mistake. Hanks' friend was played by Adriam Zmed, not Deney Terrio (always getting my former "Dance Fever" hosts mixed up).

It just occured to me that chapter called Irresitible Force would be much cooler if it were followed by Immoveable Object.

 

[Azner]

Out Of The Pan, Into The Fire

Combine slugs come in after victory against overwatch.

 

[nokori3byo]

Lethal Injection: Some heavy sh*t goes down with the Combine poisoning the Earth's atmosphere.

Return to Sender: Earth forces comandeer a Combine WMD and use it against the invaders.

Dulce et Decorum est pro Terrae Mori: A major character dies for the cause.

Pac Man: Gordon is pursued around a two dimensional maze by multi-coloured ghosts.