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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7241296.stm

A leading retailer in Singapore has withdrawn a cosmetics range with a Jesus theme after complaints from local Roman Catholics, local media report.

The range, named Lookin' Good for Jesus, was on sale at three Topshop outlets in the Asian city state.

Catholics complained the cosmetics' marketing was disrespectful, full of sexual innuendo and trivialised Christianity.

About 15% of Singapore's 4.4 million population is Christian.

The products included a "Virtuous vanilla" lip balm and a "Get Tight with Christ" hand and body cream, featuring a picture of Christ flanked by two adoring women
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girl1: oh my god he is cute! whit his beard and tunic...
girl2: do you think he have a big one?...*girls chuckle*
 
God wants a grandson, and Jesus only does hot chicks.
 
Don't lie to us Dekstar, we know Jesus is gay.
 
We do? I didn't. He told me he was straight.
Did he lie to me? D:
 
Well thats refreshing, a bunch of Christians taking offense at atheists and non-Christians using images and themes of their religion for other purposes, I.E., nothing, especially nothing that should matter to them a all.


Oh....wait...
 
Anyone else read the thread title in the voice of the Teen Girl Squad?
 
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TOGAAAAAAAA
 
You know that Jesus guy? I hear he was hung like this-
*outstretched arms*
 
I think that's taking things a little too far. Singing songs for Jesus, tattoos for Jesus, lip balm for Jesus??? Next thing you know, we have a Christian-themed striptease show, where you are coaxed into "loving your neighbour like you want him to love you" and "showing off the creation of Christ." Too far.
 
Haha lol. I saw this on the shelves a couple of days back. Hilarious.

Although it does go over the limit..
 
watermonster said:
I think that's taking things a little too far. Singing songs for Jesus, tattoos for Jesus, lip balm for Jesus??? Next thing you know, we have a Christian-themed striptease show, where you are coaxed into "loving your neighbour like you want him to love you" and "showing off the creation of Christ." Too far.
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But... Jesus is everywhere!
 
So is this the reason there will be a second coming, because Jesus wants to receive full royalties from the companies using his image?
 
watermonster said:
I think that's taking things a little too far. Singing songs for Jesus, tattoos for Jesus, lip balm for Jesus??? Next thing you know, we have a Christian-themed striptease show, where you are coaxed into "loving your neighbour like you want him to love you" and "showing off the creation of Christ." Too far.
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is this too far?

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perhaps the jesus face cream and the dildo can combine forces to create .....err the painfully obvious:

Jesus Jism!!!

"One squirt from the Jesus Dildo and you're all set for the day ..also makes a great styling gel"
 
CptStern said:
perhaps the jesus face cream and the dildo can combine forces to create .....err the painfully obvious:

Jesus Jism!!!

"One squirt from the Jesus Dildo and you're all set for the day ..also makes a great styling gel"
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Well considering Mary had a virginal child-birth, I think Jesus doesn't even need Jism to get the job done.
 
dekstar said:
Well considering Mary had a virginal child-birth, I think Jesus doesn't even need Jism to get the job done.
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hmmm you inadvertedly put this into HE'S A FREAK! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE BUUUUUUUURN territory

you're saying "because Mary was a virgin, her son, Jesus didnt need jism to impregnate her with himself ...holy **** that's messed up :O

/points at freak




;) I'm kidding, it was funny
 
Well Jesus is the father, son, and the holy spirit, so if God can do it, why can't Jesus?

EDIT: If we're all Gods children, then God impregnated his own daughter. He should be locked up, the sick bastard.
 
I read this thread as "Too good looking for Jesus" and I was way into it.
 
So did I. But then the thread wasn't about me, so I knew I had misread the title.
 
I take this thread and that store as an offence to me and my religion.
But the second coming pun was funny.
hahaha
chuckle
 
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