Moving to Florida.

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My Dad just told me this morning..anybody from Florida or have any tips concerning moving?
 
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Just listen to what I have to say and you'll be fine:

-When entering Flordia's Biosphere seventy-four miles from the Core, wear only an Issue 4 M.O.P.P. protection suit.

-Do not charge the Adrenaline Distribution Machines an additional 6% subtance increase, the quality diminishes significantly.

-When parking in facilities larger than 92 Square Inches, make sure your automobile has a M.E.A.T. pass installed (Monolingualar Ethical Audio Treatment)
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Just listen to what I have to say and you'll be fine:

-When entering Flordia's Biosphere seventy-four miles from the Core, wear only an Issue 4 M.O.P.P. protection suit.

-Do not charge the Adrenaline Distribution Machines an additional 6% subtance increase, the quality diminishes significantly.

-When parking in facilities larger than 92 Square Inches, make sure your automobile has a M.E.A.T. pass installed (Monolingualar Ethical Audio Treatment)
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Speaking from personal experience, I cannot stress the last point enough.
 
Isn't Florida quarantined anymore?!
 
zombieturtle01 said:
-When entering Flordia's Biosphere seventy-four miles from the Core, wear only an Issue 4 M.O.P.P. protection suit.
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What? Hah, that's ridiculous! Not only will the material these are made of not be able to witstand the gases that are constantly filling the Biosphere, it will be easy to tear through for any creature that might attack him. Well, that's what it used to be like. You kids and your semi-contained hazards.
 
Im leaving Florida by the end of next month. Wanna buy my stuff?
 
what the F*CK?!

People LIVE in Florida?

HOLY SHIT!
 
O.P., I hear Krynn has a fantastic BioMech Organism Containment Unit. It's been used a few times judging from his stories in the Southwest areas, but I bet he'll sell it to you for a good price if he's not using it anymore.

Just make sure the Vapor-Seal still works on it, otherwise it's useless against class 5 containments.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
O.P., I hear Krynn has a fantastic BioMech Organism Containment Unit. It's been used a few times judging from his stories in the Southwest areas, but I bet he'll sell it to you for a good price if he's not using it anymore.

Just make sure the Vapor-Seal still works on it, otherwise it's useless against class 5 containments.
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Ive actually just re-fitted it with a hyper-state Vapor-Seal. Its pretty much brand new and provides superior protection from class five, as well as some limited protection against class six containments.
 
Florida is cool. I live here (there).

Lots of stuff to do. Be sure to catch a shuttle launch before they end it and go back to the rockets. I can tell you the launch schedule if you want me to.

Where about in Florida? I live near where the shuttles launch. Hopefully i can tape the next night launch on Tuesday and share it for everyone.
 
Florida's Launching missles again? I thought they were done with that shit, last time one hit the town next to me, vaporized about five-hundred civilians.
 
But with the new vector-based shielding measures in the biosphere, class six contaminants are actually getting more common... I think, really, that it just depends on your budget and how much you value your life.
 
OTCEscape said:
Florida is cool. I live here (there).

Lots of stuff to do. Be sure to catch a shuttle launch before they end it and go back to the rockets. I can tell you the launch schedule if you want me to.

Where about in Florida? I live near where the shuttles launch. Hopefully i can tape the next night launch on Tuesday and share it for everyone.
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When is the next one? Are there any night-time launches coming up? I saw the last one and it omgsechs.
 
Next one is like next week? Endeavour, going to the ISS to attach Japan's first module, do some repairs, etc...

Also, I've always wondered why people choose to live in Florida, at least on the coast. I mean, it just seems like you're asking to lose all of your property every few years.
 
There are tons of tiny lizards everywhere from what I remember; and a few VERY NASTY LIZZARDS WITH HUUUUUGE TEETH! Don't remember whether they're alligators or crocks. Also, I think the ocean side has jellyfish; so I guess watch where you swim.
 
I never understood why America let Florida contaminate itself so badly. After the last nuclear incident, a LOT went to shit and even the army pulled out.

Oh and BTW, I'd keep a lookout for the S.R.X. PROT-TECH CR7. New and durable, and it offers flawless resistance against Class Six Contaminants.
 
Oh, and FYI, you should always wear atleast enough protection to keep rafflesic wasps away from yourself when going outside. If one of those little bastards gets you, you're as good as dead.
 
My brother lives in Jacksonville, he says it not to bad there. :x
 
Even the nanobot's don't go to Jacksonville anymore. Not after 6/12 :(
 
There are tons of nanobots in Orlando. I think I may be developing some adverse reaction to using my PEMPD (Personal Electromagnetic Pulse Device) so often. My finger tips are developing this strange blue hue to them.
 
Krynn72 said:
Haha, Oh **** yes! Shit! I sold my camera! I'll have to swipe my roomate's and record it.
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I'll record it then post it here. I'm only like 15 miles from the launch. Hopefully its clear.
 
this is to everyone who asked where. I'm moving about 15 minutes away from Jacksonville.
 
Florida's always been pretty damn bad... but ever since the Stern Cascade a few days ago, things have really gone to hell.
 
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