My evil 4 step plan to kidnap Mark Laidlaw.

[cleckmoon]

We all want the whole story, dont we? Who better to know the story then the guy who wrote the thing? Here's how you go about getting the WHOLE story.

1- Make up some sort of prestegious novel award. Give said award to Mark Laidlaw's Kalifornia.

2- Hold an awards ceremony at your house. Invite friends who know how to use cloroform and duct-tape.

3- As Mark enters, pounce from above like a ninja. Friends help. Begin interrogation. Offer muffins.

4- Distract Gabe Newell and the rest of VALVe with pie and GMail invites.

 

[DoctorGordon3]

Sounds good, im in.

 

[Lemonking]

me to. can i get a Dai-Katana?

 

[MiccyNarc]

I can use my basement as the base for the ceremony.

 

[oberGeist]

too risky.
since Marc knows everything about the story, he himself must from the other universe (possibly he's the combine overlord), thus being completely resistant to cloroform. :naughty:

 

[DoctorGordon3]

Then we seduce him with fish heads

 

[MiccyNarc]

Or candy.

 

[cleckmoon]

Yes, but what KIND of candy, people? Attention to detail, people.

I for one suggest Cheetos to pacify him.

 

[ultraflip]

Marshmallows. Marshmallows always work.

 

[ne0_shiny]

lol
nice pic

 

[natez0r]

you, my friend, are a genious, im in

 

[nutcrackr]

a plan such as this surely cannot fail.

 

[ultraflip]

The only problem is, how do we make him speek ? Im sure he won't tell the whole story without being tortured or something. And how do we make sure he's not bullshittin us ?

 

[cleckmoon]

Well, even if he is bullshitting us, the entertainment value is beyond compare.