My evil 4 step plan to kidnap Mark Laidlaw.

cleckmoon

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We all want the whole story, dont we? Who better to know the story then the guy who wrote the thing? Here's how you go about getting the WHOLE story.

1- Make up some sort of prestegious novel award. Give said award to Mark Laidlaw's Kalifornia.

2- Hold an awards ceremony at your house. Invite friends who know how to use cloroform and duct-tape.

3- As Mark enters, pounce from above like a ninja. Friends help. Begin interrogation. Offer muffins.

4- Distract Gabe Newell and the rest of VALVe with pie and GMail invites.
 
too risky.
since Marc knows everything about the story, he himself must from the other universe (possibly he's the combine overlord), thus being completely resistant to cloroform. :naughty:
 
Yes, but what KIND of candy, people? Attention to detail, people.

I for one suggest Cheetos to pacify him.
 
Marshmallows. Marshmallows always work.

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The only problem is, how do we make him speek ? Im sure he won't tell the whole story without being tortured or something. And how do we make sure he's not bullshittin us ?
 
Well, even if he is bullshitting us, the entertainment value is beyond compare.
 
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