Rejected - Family Learning Channel Segments

[Emporius]

In the spring of 1999, The Family Learning Channel commisioned animator Don Hertzfeldt to produce promotional segments For their network.

The cartoons were completed in five weeks. The Family Learning Channel rejected all of them upon review, and they were never aired...


http://youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ






I apologise if this has been posted before, it's just too funny to ignore

 

[Krynn72]

Older than Don Hertzfelt

 

[Gunner]

Ancient.

 

[Qonfused]

Older than the dust on my Grandfather.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Older than my dog's sagging testicles which happen to be sitting in a jar of pickled eggs on my shelf at the moment.

 

[Stigmata]

Older than math.

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

Older then God.

 

[Sam]

Older than the first lifeform recognised as "human".

 

[Majestic XII]

Nu ?r det jul igen och nu ?r det jul igen,och julen vara in till p?ska.

Nu ?r det jul igen och nu ?r det jul igen, och julen vara in till p?ska.

Men det var inte sant men det var inte sant, f?r d?remellan kommer fasta.

Men det var inte sant men det var inte sant, f?r d?remellan kommer fasta.

 

[Dalamari]

Older than old