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Right folks lets hear some riddles, this thread is inspired by crackfeen from Rochester, Michigan :D

My grandma lives in a bungalow in west Essex, England and she loves pink, everything is pink...it drives me insaine! She has a pink car, pink walking stick and a pink poodle to name a few of the oddities I see every day. I hope to God someone murders her and turns the walls red....please <hitman>someone PM me!

Anyway what colour are her stairs?
 
Ok here's a riddle for you:
What is blueish green, has white spots, is very big and lives in the ocean?
 
Redneck said:
Ok here's a riddle for you:
What is blueish green, has white spots, is very big and lives in the ocean?
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The water surface?
 
Redneck said:
Ok here's a riddle for you:
What is blueish green, has white spots, is very big and lives in the ocean?
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Jesus?
 
Because he is blueish green, has white spots, is very big and lives in the ocean?
 
I thought that was going to be a sexual joke about your Grandma's hairy staircase....


I'll leave now.
 
Ok, since no one got it here's the answer to my riddle
 

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kirovman said:
That's not a riddle. That's lame.
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I see... A great riddle shouldn't have an answer:dozey: .

Why don't you tell a better one smarty pants
 
"what is the sound of one hand clapping?" <-riddle

"guess the sea creature" < - not riddle
 
This riddle is meant to be spoke so I'll try my best to translate it to text.

Why did Prince Charles have his house mayd backwards?
 
A woman has two children, and a murderer tells she has to choose which one dies. Which one does she choose?

















The ugly one.
 
Ok, how about a REAL riddle?

Here goes:

You are on a path in the middle of nowhere heading to the city of gold and come to a fork. There are no signs to tell you the way whatsoever. You have no idea which way is correct. However there are identical twins sitting at the fork with a small sign between the two.

It says, "One of these paths will take you to the City of Gold and the other to certain death. You have ONE question you may ask these twins to find the City of Gold for they know the way. After one question, they will not answer again. There is a catch, one of them says nothing but lies and the other says nothing but truth."

What question do you ask?

Keep in mind it's only ONE question to find the proper way. You could have them point or say yes or no, but that's it.
 
AmishSlayer said:
Ok, how about a REAL riddle?

Here goes:

You are on a path in the middle of nowhere heading to the city of gold and come to a fork. There are no signs to tell you the way whatsoever. You have no idea which way is correct. However there are identical twins sitting at the fork with a small sign between the two.

It says, "One of these paths will take you to the City of Gold and the other to certain death. You have ONE question you may ask these twins to find the City of Gold for they know the way. After one question, they will not answer again. There is a catch, one of them says nothing but lies and the other says nothing but truth."

What question do you ask?

Keep in mind it's only ONE question to find the proper way. You could have them point or say yes or no, but that's it.
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"What would your twin say if I'd ask him which is the way to the city?" Then go the other way.
 
Easy.

Which one of you is a liar?

:D
 
PsychoFreak said:
Easy.

Which one of you is a liar?

:D
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That doesn't work because they'd both point to each other and you wouldn't find the proper way.

Too late though, already solved by The Brick....bastard :P
 
Fine, I'd grab my ak47, take one hostage and demand the correct path.
 
wildchild730 said:
I know that, I'm clapping with one hand as I am typing this
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there is no answer ...the path taken in determining the answer is the answer
 
[FONT=Verdana,Helvetica,Arial] What row of numbers comes next?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221[/FONT]
 
RoyaleWithCheese said:
[FONT=Verdana,Helvetica,Arial] What row of numbers comes next?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221[/FONT]
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1113213211
 
Baserape> said:
Right folks lets hear some riddles, this thread is inspired by crackfeen from Rochester, Michigan :D

My grandma lives in a bungalow in west Essex, England and she loves pink, everything is pink...it drives me insaine! She has a pink car, pink walking stick and a pink poodle to name a few of the oddities I see every day. I hope to God someone murders her and turns the walls red....please <hitman>someone PM me!

Anyway what colour are her stairs?
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http://pvponline.com/archive/2006/pvp20060629.gif

:S
 
If yesterday is 2 days ago tomorrow, what will today be, tomorrow, or yesterday?
 
MTG_Maro said:
If yesterday is 2 days ago tomorrow, what will today be, tomorrow, or yesterday?
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... today is today, today, but tomorrow, today will be yesterday. as an answer.
 
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