Silly String saves lives!

Well, they are perfect for taking care of those biozeminades.
 
This is definitely the one thing that is gonna turn the tide in Iraq
 
They can even start spaying in the air to see if there are bullets flying by them!
 
I dont get why they had to demonstrate it. Those news anchors were just being twats, almost completely ignoring the guy, and just playing with the stuff. I hate news shows. I HATE THEM
 
Haha, I bet the Silly String company is loaded now.
 
Silly String is what I used to use for birthday parties! What has gone wrong in this world!
 
You know those trick candles that you blow out and light up again? They take some of that stuff and use it to spray the insurgents with so that when they put it out the guy lights on fire again... oh wait, that's napalm.

edit:
btw, you can make those candles yourself by grinding up some aluminum or magnesium powder and mixing it with the candle wick
 
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