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Brings back the memories. OF THE OLDNESS.

ZING.

/me walks away

:D
 
I found it ages ago. Took a look through my mini-picture collection.
 
The pictures at the bottom of the thread were new to me. I laughed pretty hard :laugh:
 
lmfao that essay owns, can't believe he still got 61% lol
 
hahahaha

he should have got like a 30% for that essay :P
 
...the grading is fake. The "teacher" asks questions without a question mark.
 
It's pretty funny but undeniably fake. You can never get a 61% on an essay like that and what kind of teacher mispells simple words like "too" (see pg 3) and omits questions marks (pg 1)? Plus, what dumbass teacher takes the time to mark a BS paper like that when it is obviously a joke.
 
Does that say "Mr. Freeman" on the end of the essay?
 
Yes, his name was Freeman. I believe it was Nick Freeman, can't be sure.
 
Vigilante said:
...the grading is fake. The "teacher" asks questions without a question mark.
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Maybe it's just a common thing for them since it's not exactly a real constructed sentence, but I kinda got suspicious over the "to" instead of "too".
 
I remember failing an essay because it asked us to write how helpful (or something) a particular book was in our development... I, however, disagreed with the assumption that the book in question was of any value at all, and the teacher was most unimpressed.
 
same here with this godawful book we had to write about for english A level, I believe the book was called beloved, and you know english nowdays, ... rather than actually focusing on the language as a conveyor of the thought process we had to delve deep into the mind of the writer who was so f*ked up in the head,, i mean for god sakes. ... If you dont know, beloved was a book about a poltergeist and the horrors of the slave trade (18 rated horror's, legal enough to make it an A level qualifying topic? wtf indeed), it was okay until the rape scenes and brutal murders, and then the teachers tried to turn us into psychologist's in order to get inside the mind of the writer to pass the freakin subject (which was stupid because alot was open to interpretation, but not according to the mighty dictators which are english teachers).. what did I learn you say?.. dont ever do English A level.
 
Lol, I once had to dissect an 8 line poem (French lol) and had to write 25 lines about it. I was so ****ing bored and had to repeat everything like 4 times. But I hate that, so I combined a paradox with a story, in which the story was actually the paradox. Yes, it was ****ing confusing, so I just repeated everything 4 times :p
 
My Spanish teacher was not amused when I turned in a testpaper with nothing but a burning Spanish flag... :(

More ontopic: does anyone know that paper about whether hell is endothermic or exothermic? It was a bonus question on a test, but I forgot whether it was in Dutch or English.
 
Axyon said:
Funny, but an exam question wouldn't make so simple an error as to confuse 'its' with 'it's'.
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You would be surprised at the amount of errors there actually are in my tests then. There are multitudes of grammar, spelling, historical, mathematical, you-name-it errors. It's all about the grade though.

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PvtRyan said:
My Spanish teacher was not amused when I turned in a testpaper with nothing but a burning Spanish flag... :(

More ontopic: does anyone know that paper about whether hell is endothermic or exothermic? It was a bonus question on a test, but I forgot whether it was in Dutch or English.
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http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html

Hi Google.
 
yeah, our teachers make mistakes like that all the time :p
 
bliink said:
I remember failing an essay because it asked us to write how helpful (or something) a particular book was in our development... I, however, disagreed with the assumption that the book in question was of any value at all, and the teacher was most unimpressed.
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You've been deceived that school is actually trying to teach you anything.

It is a test of how well you can bull shit the system, and how much ass kissing you're whiling to donate. I shove the game up their asses, do enough to get by while pissing off the male or ugly teachers, and play nice with the hot female teachers :naughty:
 
Pesmerga said:
You've been deceived that school is actually trying to teach you anything.

It is a test of how well you can bull shit the system, and how much ass kissing you're whiling to donate. I shove the game up their asses, do enough to get by while pissing off the male or ugly teachers, and play nice with the hot female teachers :naughty:
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Interesting....
 
Well, it wasn't an essay but here's a funny story about what happened the FIRST day of High School for me. I was in Language Arts and the teacher said get a piece of paper and start the "warm-up," which is basically just a question and you have to respond, some junk like that.

The question was something like "what does this poster mean to you" and the poster said, like, "everyone is special, don't let anyone take that away from you," some BS like that. I wrote down, not thinking she was going to pick me, that the poster meant nothing to me, it's just another dumb cliche.

She picked on me to read mine, lucky me, and I asking her kindly if she was sure she wanted to hear mine. After I read it, she had a blank stare on her face. She quickly said "...moving on."

Haha, that sure told the teacher about me, didn't it?

Edit: Of course, everyone else was supportive of the poster and said stuff like "I agree, I am special," blah, blah... I wasn't about to kiss any ass that day.
 
I once answered a three-paragraph question with an exact account of how it was physically impossible for me to answer the question.

Zero. :/
 
Mechagodzilla said:
I once answered a three-paragraph question with an exact account of how it was physically impossible for me to answer the question.

Zero. :/
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Haha, I should do that some time.
:cheers:
 
I wrote an essay on how I wrote that essay.
 
I once wrote an essay of how scared I was of Shens avatar.

:|
 
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