The Upsetting Truth About G-Man

[GlaDoS]

This Is Fact: First lets get this straight G-Man is not Gordon Freeman
G-Man is Gordon Freemans Late Father and is in fact NOT REAL and is only a figment of Gordon freemans imagination . Being Gordons father explains the facial similarities but the small facts like NO GLASSES and DIFFERNT EYE COLOR. Makes him not Freeman from the future. Contridicting my previous statement G-Man is more of a spiritual being than a figment of imagination explaining how aylx heard him

 

[kineaesth]

This is a quality thread. Please, can I direct you here.

Also, the Gman is not Gordon's father.

 

[CaptinDirt]

Another G-Man theory!
FAIL
Weeeeel first of all I doubt G-man is related to Gordon in the first place. It wouldn't be a good story choice by Valve.

 

[Crazy_killer]

He probably looks like Gordon because they used his charactermodel and editted to look like Freeman, this saves time on production and in the game industry time = money.

 

[Qhartb]

Don't be silly. The g-man is Father Grigori's son. Gordon can't be the g-man's son because he reproduces by binary fission due to experiments Judith Mossman conducted on him during her time at Aperture Science.

 

[Insano]

This Is Fact: First lets get this straight G-Man is not Gordon Freeman
G-Man is Gordon Freemans Late Father and is in fact NOT REAL and is only a figment of Gordon freemans imagination . Being Gordons father explains the facial similarities but the small facts like NO GLASSES and DIFFERNT EYE COLOR. Makes him not Freeman from the future. Contridicting my previous statement G-Man is more of a spiritual being than a figment of imagination explaining how aylx heard him

Then how does Eli know him?

 

[g0d]

He probably looks like Gordon because they used his charactermodel and editted to look like Freeman, this saves time on production and in the game industry time = money.

Then there's Valve... http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time

 

[GlaDoS]

Then how does Eli know him?

Maybe because HE WORkED with him

 

[Emporius]

He worked with a figment of someone else's imagination?

I believe you'll find the padded cells two doors to the right.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

We get a lot of bad theories here but this one...is just another one.

 

[GlaDoS]

LOLOLOLOLOL guys your reaction to a hoorible threoy is ROFL i just wanted to see what would happen

 

[Emporius]

General disinterest with a hint of sarcasm?

 

[CaptinDirt]

LOLOLOLOLOL guys your reaction to a hoorible threoy is ROFL i just wanted to see what would happen

Your the cake. Your the lie. You can't even spell theory, I bet that you were in fact not kidding when you wrote this post. Oh well, to each to his own.

 

[Element Alpha]

alright i wanna try this too it's been way too long.

G-man is the antichrist if you look closely on his cheek there is something that looks like a demon so his character also ties in with the doom series from id software this is why vivendi sued valve way back because that wasn't part of the contract but it was one of those under the table deals between valve, id and also blizzard (with startcraft 3) in how all the stories of all their games tie around the g-man, like how the zerg are like the x-race from op-force with combine technology but g-man altered them so he would remain incognito.

Someone +1 me please

 

[McGooTheWise]

This thread... ... Jesus Christ.

 

[Darkside55]

Stupid theory

LOLOLOLOLOL guys your reaction to a hoorible threoy is ROFL i just wanted to see what would happen

There has never been a more apropos time for this image

 

[Sheepo]

My opinions last as long as others respect them.

 

[robsters]

lmao! that pic is mad lol.

Gmam prob has no explaination to be honest i mean 1997 over 10 years ago now, still only on hl2 with no answer so whatever its boring now. prob just a mysterious man that controls time and space thats all that we will ever know about him.

To be honest when i think back to 1997 it does scare me how long valve take :/ like half my life lmao! no pun intended

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

LOLOLOLOLOL guys your reaction to a hoorible threoy is ROFL i just wanted to see what would happen

Obvious 13 year old is obvious

 

[McGooTheWise]

Why? Because he wants to uphold his honor to a group of people on the internet?

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Why? Because he wants to uphold his honor to a group of people on the internet?

It was the " LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO " part

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Well this was nice.