Weird things about you.

[Emporius]

Then there's those facial ticks. I won't bother describing them all, but they tend to happen a lot more when I'm on my own. I'm not sure whether other people notice them or not.

Facial ticks eh? Try having ****ing Tourettes. Imagine that everywhere, at the most randomest of times. Imagine stressing the muscles in your body continuously until it hurts but you

have

to

keep

going

 

[Gormanmod]

It's the avatar. It reveals his mind. Indeed, he is not normal.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

For some reason I seriously doubt that.

Your doubts excite me, but your seriousness makes me flaccid.

 

[evil^milk]

Your doubts excite me, but your seriousness makes me flaccid.

Your seriousness doubts me, but your flaccid makes me excite.

 

[Cheomesh]

Your seriousness doubts me, but your flaccid makes me excite.

Your doubts are serious, and your excitement is flaccid.

 

[Vegeta897]

Your doubts are serious, and your excitement is flaccid.

Your flouts are deirious, and your sexcitement is acid.

 

[Que-Ever]

Your flouts are deirious, and your sexcitement is acid.

Your delirium flaunts me, and your excrement is sex ed.

 

[Krynn72]

Your flaunted deliriation excretes, and excites my sex Ed.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Your slanted secretions please, bone marrow exciting my sex monkeh.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Lol, it seems a zoo exploded, went into a pocket dimension, and then went back in time to the dino ages and popped into the desert after kidnapping a triceratops and then the nebraska family mad scientist from trigun came and played with it...

plus- i do strange stuff all the time, like:

1-I'm currently eating a Kleenex
2-I have a compulsive need to make out with people, even those i don't know, mostly those I do, all the time
3-I cant stop listening to the Streetlight Manifesto-Kaesbey Nights. its been 3 weeks and I've listened to the cd about 3 times a day everyday! make it stop!
4- I sing all the time
5- My quest is to become a a better kisser (I'm already good,I just strive for better)
6-I stare at people when they look at me
7-I want hair and glasses and everything else like Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
8-I have staring contests with animals
9-I pick up a dictionary and I can't help but look up expletives
10-Time for an Ale-8, oops...
10-I've never even tried any sort of addictive substance
11-I think clowns are the scariest thing since canned meat
12-I automatically open doors for people
13-I look for the name Gordon Freeman everywhere I go and on every TV show and every book I read
14-I am never threatened by anybody, even if they held a gun to my head
15- I speak to myself about everything
16- I see 23 everywhere I look
17-I like kids
18- I never go out with mentally stable people, I don't like to, they're so dull... and I'd totally make out with zombieturtle... no, seriously
19- i have a strange obsession with garden gnomes, lawn gnomes, the Half Life gnome, my kitchen gnome, you name it
20- I too often wonder about zombie outbreaks
21- I feel the need to imagine an invisible lamborgini racing us when I'm in the car
22-I almost always have this yellow rubber bendy smiley guy in my pocket and i take him out and play with him at random times( yes, i have named him, he is Smiley Steve, and he has a specific voice)
23-there's that number again
24-I hate it when people constantly talk of sex when they've never even been close to it
25 I have trouble swallowing anything,anything, that i feel could hurt my asophagus going down(like this Kleenex, ow...)
26- I hug and kiss all my friends
27- I dance everywhere through my school
28- I feel uncomfortable around people who speak in a different language around me
29- I think the X-Files is based on complete and utter fact
30- death makes me giggle

I'll add more later...

And my girlfriend is so much worse!

and that my friends, sums me up....

 

[Gormanmod]

kleenex is not a food. it gives you stomach cancer

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Oh... shit, I'll live!

 

[Krynn72]

Consuming kleenex huh? Thats an odd one.



23

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Damn You, Krynn72!!! I Will Have My Vengeance!!! I Will Suck Out Your Heart With A Curly-wurly Straw And Eat Your Tobacco-infested Liver!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Narvi]

I have a tendency to play with my own face when I'm bored.

It's a sideeffect of having an inexpressive face. I try to make it have an expression. It doesn't work.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I have a tendency to play with my own face when I'm bored.

It's a sideeffect of having an inexpressive face. I try to make it have an expression. It doesn't work.

Botox baby.

 

[dfc05]

I'm a sleepwalker, and I talk about random shit that has completely no sense while sleepwalking. In the morning I don't remember a single thing. My roomies usually tell me what i did because it's often pretty loud. One time I removed a painting from the wall amd leaned it against the bed. Another time i got up, sat in front of a turned-off PC, clicked few times, raved for a while and bot back to the bed.

It happens commonly. And when I hear what i was doing or talking about I am always astonished like hell.

My roommate does that -- often sitting straight up in bed and then saying something loud and then muttering something really quietly and lying down again. It can get kinda creepy. I was afraid one night I might accidentally get strangled while sleeping or something crazy like that.

One time I woke up and I sensed that something was weird. I think my roommate had come over to my bed and was just standing there. But I was really creeped out (happens a lot when I wake up in the night or wake up and am just semi-conscious), so I didn't get a good look.... I'm still not too sure if that actually happened or if it was some kinda of dream/hallucination, which I guess is another weird thing about me. Sometimes I'll half-consciously dream about things and it'll randomly come to mind later on, and then I can't figure out if it was real or not. I'm not psychotic though, just happens when I'm sleep deprived.

 

[Stigmata]

One time I woke up and I sensed that something was weird. I think my roommate had come over to my bed and was just standing there.

That's ****ing creepy. I'd flip the **** out if that happened to me.

 

[Narvi]

Botox baby.

Natural botox.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

On Stiggy's toy sound-effecting. I don't know if any of you guys have heard of Tehnic Men?

I do the sound effects and stuff with one of those. Amazingly malleable I act him out doing stunts and stuff, and my desk is a sort of battleground for him and his lego technic weapons. Unfortunately my one has lost his feet, but I don't care 'cuz they just got in the way anyway. Arguably my favourite non-electronic toy ever.

EDIT: Also somewhere I have one in purple with what looks like borg technology on his eye (he looks badass) but I can't find him . He was always the bad-guy in my games.

God I have that aswell

 

[Phobie]

That's ****ing creepy. I'd flip the **** out if that happened to me.

What she said ^

 

[soulslicer]

I drum. On anything. All the time.

I usually try to find as many different surfaces as possible in my immediate vicinity, and then try to section them off as different drums. Something that has a high pitched "clicky" sound will become the hi hat, whatever has a resonant, sharp, and rattly tone becomes the snare, etc etc. For the kick, I usually either just tap my toes, or i'll form a fist and pound on something solid.

I have the same problem.

 

[evil^milk]

I wouldn't really call it a problem right away, I mean, you prolly don't get real stressed as much.

And all your weirdness makes me appreciate the lot of you much moar <3

 

[Phobie]

I had a boyfriend who did that. He couldn't even hug me without drumming on my back.

Actually it didn't bother me that much. He was generally a dick, that's what bothered me.

 

[Asuka]

I did that till they started bleeding, became sore, swelled up and hurt like Jesus in a frying pan.

Quit now.

HAHA SAME HERE! I chewed my lip and cheeks so much it took a over a week to heal!

i step in front of cars, and sue the drivers...lol


no, i always for some god damn reason (only when i workout or do something physically demanding) picture myself as a dbz character (LMAO)...yea it sounds so incredibly gay and childish but it honestly makes my workouts more intense and i can lift heavier or perform better when i do this lol

****ing HELLYA! You and me both dude. The shear amount of power portrayed in DBZ is inspiring!

Cool thread.

- I nearly always go to bed with my mp3 player on and the lights off before i fall asleep, sometimes i will wake up in the morning and it will still be on. I just like listening to music as i go to sleep.

- Sometimes when sitting, watching tv f.e at home i will put my feet close together, with one foot directly on top of the other slighty crossed, as if 'locked'. I don't know why, i think its a nervous thing tbh.

- When i don't have college/work/other engagements early the next morning i tend to stay up past midnight usually browsing the internet, only half interested in what i'm reading, almost as if i dont want to end the day by going to bed :|

- I tend to recite lines from films alot when alone for no reason, usually just one sentence, for example the 'Call it, friendo' line from No Country For Old Men, sometimes altering them lol.

The mp3 player is a must for me. Every night i go to sleep with music playing!

I chew the insides of my mouth. Not just the cheeks, every part of the inside of my mouth. Chew them viciously, sometimes until the pain is unbearable.

I never step on the lines between tiles. Ever.

I tend to always lightly touch my cacti when I remember that they're here.

I'm pretty sure someone in this thread already said this one, but I like to talk to myself and my characters. I even have favourite ones to talk to.

I use Internet slang in real life.

I fall asleep faster when I have something mildly heavy(e.g. a book) on my head. Also, I feel more confortable when my legs are higher than my head.

I'm writing a fairly mediocre fantasy novel, and when I can't come up with anything serious, I write 'blooper' scenes, that are just like my actual scenes, only something goes horribly wrong in them.

Whenever I'm listening to any kind of song, I sing the lyrics in a raspy voice.

I tend to constantly play with my hair.

I rip up paper when I'm enraged.


I think I'l finish this later.

Internet slang in real life is a must for me. Its part of me by now.

People around me tend to find my shoes weird;

Even tho its not something i would wear, its kickass!

Sometimes when I am bored walking down the street, I like to think "what would I do if a zombie outbreak happened right now?"

All kinds of Situations go threw my head. Zombies, Nuclear War, Alien Invasion. IM ALWAYS Day dreaming! Constantly as a matter of fact its one of my favorite things to do.

So now lets see if i can think of something i only do.

I use to chew my nails, stopped, now i do it once in a while.

Im the nicest person, the meanest biggest dick, and extremely charming/cool. Its me! No its not being Bi-polar ether, its not like that.

When i get excited about a game or movie i cant control my hands when they type! I think this forum knows me for my "forum explosions".

This is one of the best threads to come out of this forum btw! Simply wiN!

 

[Phobie]

People around me tend to find my shoes weird;

Oh I just saw this! I used to wear one purple and one pink.

Only the coolest kids do this.

 

[lePobz]

I purposefully play with the emotions of girls that like me. I tease them, keep them hopeful, even though I know i'll never actually go out with any of them. I have no idea why I do it.

 

[MJ12]

I suck in my cheeks and bite down on the inner fleshy part. I have scar tissue along the inside of each cheek from doing this for years.

I used to do that a lot too. It made me kinda look like Frankenstien, they way his cheeks are sunk in.

I count everything and look for patterns in everything. Two steps per sidewalk square, always stepping in a chess-knight pattern on tiled floors, watching if objects in the background overlap in time to music or my steps, and so forth. I count the steps when I walk up and down my stairs at home. I've lived here for over twelve years, and I do it every god damn time. Fourteen stairs, by the way. And the second last one is the creakiest, while the last one is silent.

used to do that too.

Whenever there's a little toy thing nearby, like a plane, or an action figure, I'll play with it. It'll fly around or walk along my desk, and I'll develop a story for it, and speak for the toy and any other non-present toy friends it has. I do this out loud too. Doing it with micro machines and army men is the best.

Toys will always be fun. People who deny this are liars! Toys are irresistable.

 

[Dekstar]

I purposefully play with the emotions of girls that like me. I tease them, keep them hopeful, even though I know i'll never actually go out with any of them. I have no idea why I do it.

Because you're waiting for me. <3

 

[MJ12]

I purposefully play with the emotions of girls that like me. I tease them, keep them hopeful, even though I know i'll never actually go out with any of them. I have no idea why I do it.

Thats such a stuck up popular girl type thing to do.

 

[Slug Advisor]

I'm still not too sure if that actually happened or if it was some kinda of dream/hallucination, which I guess is another weird thing about me. Sometimes I'll half-consciously dream about things and it'll randomly come to mind later on, and then I can't figure out if it was real or not. I'm not psychotic though, just happens when I'm sleep deprived.

****, that happens to me too, especialy recently, with all the stress I'm going through. Just yesterday, I could swear a friend of mine walked in on me masturbating and I can't remember what happened then, but today he's acting as if nothing happened. No, really.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I have an obsession with the word
roflwofl

 

[noQ]

I find romantic movies, shows that are about high school kids, shows about the American/Russian way of life more funny than comedies.

 

[Cavalry]

I spin my hair around a finger
I always keep my left hand in a coat/ hoody/ sweater pocket (yes, I always wear a coat of different kind)

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm so British I shit the Queen.


Really natural rather than wierd actually.

 

[mrbloke]

i vibrate my eyes...
some people can do it! Its fun to watch the world shake.

 

[Cheomesh]

I feel the need to have a knife where ever I go, and feel naked without one. It could be my Kabar, or my little folder, but I must have it.

 

[noQ]

i vibrate my eyes...
some people can do it! Its fun to watch the world shake.

Same here.

 

[Tyguy]

I feel the need to have a knife where ever I go, and feel naked without one. It could be my Kabar, or my little folder, but I must have it.

you must love cutting

 

[Druckles]

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