Who did the cooking & cleaning at Isengard?

[UltraProAnti]

OK, so this old guy Saruman lives alone in Orthanc with no servants (at least none of the domestic variety). Who makes his meals? Who cleans the place? Is it like Fantasia where he makes all the mops march about to music, polishing all that Numenorean stone? Does Saruman ever wake up late and realise he's missed the garbage cart (AGAIN!!!)?

I need answers dammit. :angry:

 

[don_johnson]

he has a azn sex slave to do his bidding (cleaning, cooking, sex, etc.)

 

[Steve]

Dude, he's the white wizard. He doesn't need a maid. It's just all magically clean 'n' stuff.

 

[The Monkey]

He's a maia. Kinda like an angel. But I actaully think he has some servants.

 

[xLostx]

He cleans up the mess with his big white beard

 

[westie]

He doesn't cook or clean.