Who needs birth control? FREE abortions for everyones!!!

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The Philadelphia Women’s Center gave away free abortions Tuesday in honor of Dr. George Tiller, the abortionist who was murdered last week by an anti-abortion extremist.

oh those whacky christians and their abortion doctor "final solution" plan

A worker at the clinic said that an unspecified number of free abortions had been performed during the day, but that they had stopped giving them away by late afternoon.

She also said that there had not been free abortion giveaways in the past, and that there were no plans to give any away in the future.

oh rats, they're all out of FREE abortions, guess it's back to the "hope and pray" method


http://townhall.com/columnists/JillianBandes/2009/06/09/the_philly_abortion_giveaway?page=1
 
Abortions are still free if you go to Ross and steal their coathangers.
 
1.) Walk up stairs
2.) Fall down stairs
3.) ????
4.) PROFIT!
 
ya but the penicillin to treat the infection caused by the dirty coathanger is NOT free. woohoo for free healthcare in canada! U-S ..err CAN-A-DA, CAN-A-DA <stocks up on FREE penicillin provided by socialist overlords>
 
Abortions for all!
*boos*
Very well, no abortions for anyone!
*boos*
Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
*yay!*
 
Abortions for all!
*boos*
Very well, no abortions for anyone!
*boos*
Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
*yay!*

LMFAO!

I don't know why I found that so funny, but I sure as hell did.

Can I have my flag with a cupcake?
cupcakes-flags-de.jpg


-MRG
 
ITT, why does it always have to be a christian? Why not an anti-abortion extremist buddhist or atheist?
 
Because we live and let live . (heh)

As for the report they should have had the foresight to word it a little better "free abortion" comes off a little gimmicky as its associated with sales and bargaining.
 
As a man I feel left out of this free giveaway. Do we wait for the penis enlargement doctors to get shot for our chance?
 
ITT, why does it always have to be a christian? Why not an anti-abortion extremist buddhist or atheist?

Uh, I don't know, ask a Buddhist or atheist why they don't usually kill people?
 

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