Who would win?

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Dr.Gordon Freeman vs. Chuck Norris

I Put my money on a draw, but don't go by me. my source is Gorlock.

(that was a Stephen Colbert joke I just laid on yall)
 
They would fight, discover they are perfect equals, and then both will engage in sexual intercourse with Alyx. At the same time. Then in 9 months she will give birth to the full grown G-Man. And then the prophecy shall be complete.
 
Freeman, Chuck Norris, Agent Smith and Gman in a Battle Royale. **** yeah! There would be no survivor in a battle like that.
 
pistolero! said:
Freeman, Chuck Norris, Agent Smith and Gman in a Battle Royale. **** yeah! There would be no survivor in a battle like that.
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No no no CaptainNemo they would fight, kill each other then I would engage in sexual intercourse with Alyx.

Freeman, Neo, Agent Smith and Gman in a tag team hero v villain omega awesome battle. Now that is the shiz-nit. Oh wait...we don't know for sure if Gmans a villain or hero.
 
I think they would be ready to fight, untill the combine showed up to try and capture Chuck Norris to make into a super uber leet combine soldier. realizing they have a common enemy, they procede to pruge the earth of the combine menace....and then they procede to have sexual intercourse with Alyx.
 
Aren't Chuck Norris references a little Old Hat nowadays? Or just Bad Hat?

All your base are belong to leaving britney alone whilst sonic says the star wars kid does the hampster dance with the N64 kid whilst the G-Man's having a wonderful time on his banana phone.
 
Ya' know, it seems that most of responses in this thread end with sexual intercourse with Alyx. I approve.
 
Thank you Cpt.Nemo for your approvel. And I don't think Alyx would be down with the double dip.
 
CaptainNemo said:
Ya' know, it seems that most of responses in this thread end with sexual intercourse with Alyx. I approve.
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Hear, hear! :D


CaptainNemo said:
They would fight, discover they are perfect equals, and then both will engage in sexual intercourse with Alyx. At the same time. Then in 9 months she will give birth to the full grown G-Man. And then the prophecy shall be complete.
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Oh my god LOL That full grown gman birth part sounds...terrifying...


I wanna see the Combine fight the Borg. :borg:
 
The Combine would win.

Because the Borg suck.

Hell, the Ewoks would win against a Borg expedition.
 
Am I the only person in the f***ing world who can't stand Chuck Norris and his internet idolization?
 
Yes yes you are...know go away.

btw I don't like the borg they just seem to simple. Combine > Borg
 
Druckles said:
Am I right in assuming you want to see Gordon/Alyx for Gordon?

And I totally digg you because you just brought Borg into Half-Life :o
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Let's just say....I can swing both ways. ;) And I fancy Barney more than Gordon, but Barney/Alyx would just be....wrong... (I made a fan character for a reason lol oh god kill me) but Gordon/Alyx = cuuuuute ^___^ <3

Also, I'm an avid Trekkie and that reminds me, I need to go have my pic taken with the Borg dude over at the Hilton...and maybe I could find that hot Andorian chick...and omg the vulcan teddy bears are so cute. ;_; And...


<.< >.>

Ok, now I'm just thinking out loud. Don't mind me, haha. :p
 
i dunno... I think ol' Chuck can only survive so many crowbars to the face.
 
Chuck Norris is getting on in years now, I saw him on a workout infomercial and he really seemed to be struggling. No joke.
 
Pinkle said:
Let's just say....I can swing both ways. ;) And I fancy Barney more than Gordon, but Barney/Alyx would just be....wrong... (I made a fan character for a reason lol oh god kill me) but Gordon/Alyx = cuuuuute ^___^ <3

Also, I'm an avid Trekkie and that reminds me, I need to go have my pic taken with the Borg dude over at the Hilton...and maybe I could find that hot Andorian chick...and omg the vulcan teddy bears are so cute. ;_; And...


<.< >.>

Ok, now I'm just thinking out loud. Don't mind me, haha. :p
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There's a trekkie con near you? :o

The nearest thing to a Star Trek con I ever went to it was years ago, before I was even 10. I only vaguely remember it, because there was this awesome Klingon there. And he had this Bat'leth, and it was so cool. So my dad asked if he could draw around it, and sketch it onto this sheet, and when we got back he made it out of some kind've wood and spray painted it silver. Heh, I still had it less than a year ago. I don't know what I've done with it since.

Hah! The things I remember. I can't even remember what I was doing yesterday :S.
 
Druckles said:
There's a trekkie con near you? :o

The nearest thing to a Star Trek con I ever went to it was years ago, before I was even 10. I only vaguely remember it, because there was this awesome Klingon there. And he had this Bat'leth, and it was so cool. So my dad asked if he could draw around it, and sketch it onto this sheet, and when we got back he made it out of some kind've wood and spray painted it silver. Heh, I still had it less than a year ago. I don't know what I've done with it since.

Hah! The things I remember. I can't even remember what I was doing yesterday :S.
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A con? PPff, this is VEGAS. http://www.startrekexp.com/ Hehe.
 
Who would have the highest chance at having sexual intercorse with Alyx?

G-man, Adrian Shephard, Barney, Heep, Dr.Breen, Gordon Froman, An Antlion gaurd, Chell & Judith Mossman or Eli Vance <(I know I'm nasty)

I say Chell & Judith Mossmen but that's really because I want to see that. :naughty:
 
Urgh, Chell and Alyx :x

I say Pinkle/Alyx pron would be awesome.
 
Druckles said:
Urgh, Chell and Alyx :x

I say Pinkle/Alyx pron would be awesome.
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Hahaha. Keep an eye on my art thread :p I might actually be brave enough to do some real Alyx pron sometime. The thought makes me blush, actually. tee hee :o I know I did....that one pic. But that was tame, haha.

Dude I need to find a better host for "that pic" I'm talking about so I can put it in my thread....photobucket no likee.
 
Pinkle said:
Hahaha. Keep an eye on my art thread :p I might actually be brave enough to do some real Alyx pron sometime. The thought makes me blush, actually. tee hee :o I know I did....that one pic. But that was tame, haha.

Dude I need to find a better host for "that pic" I'm talking about so I can put it in my thread....photobucket no likee.
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Imageshack might not have a problem, it's to cheap to care, anyway. But I hate it, so I wouldn't personally use it.

Do you not have your own website or the like where you can upload stuff to? You could always ask around. The only webspace I have is for a client at work. Definitely not sensible lending you that :p
 
Druckles said:
Imageshack might not have a problem, it's to cheap to care, anyway. But I hate it, so I wouldn't personally use it.

Do you not have your own website or the like where you can upload stuff to? You could always ask around. The only webspace I have is for a client at work. Definitely not sensible lending you that :p
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Nah, I don't. I can't be buggered with my own site. I'm laaaazzzzyyyyy when it comes to that. Maybe I'll just use fapomatic...

Then again, I suppose I could just link to my FA...
 
I know it kept me up all night last night. *drolls*
 
You guys are SICK. SICK I TELL Y--ahh who am I kidding. LOL :p
 
Why fight? Why not just have a Pinkle/Toast/Alyx/Mossman/Chell combo?

Maybe through Dog in there.
 
You missed out Phobalobe.

And you can leave Chell out. She's too busy getting fat off cake.

Pinkle/Toast/Pobie/Alyx/Mossman. And Dog, if you're so inclined. Hell, if you wanted you could have some Eli action too :x.
 
Antlion for the sex. Man I'd do them all night.

Wow...what a 200th post.
 
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