Recent content by Hamsocks

Compared to the older "Meet The..." features, Valve is upping the gore a bit. I was pretty shocked when they cut to the spy with the kukri through his stomach.

Heavy unlockable.

Dude, I'm totally cheesing my ****ing balls off right now.

That's going to end in so many sick stories on Myspace the day after!!!!

That snow-covered grill reminds me off the talking vase lamp from The Brave Little Toaster for some reason...

When's your middle school graduation? I'd like to be at the after-party.

Couch Athletics uses all-talk. Newcomers whine about it because they're obviously super-cereal about their strategies and tactics. I enjoy it though.

TF2 spies are the new Spanish Inquisition. They never get old.

None of them. Achievements are the cancer that is killing gaming.

In my opinion, removing that door didn't do much. Rocket jumping, sticky jumping, and dispenser hopping make it easy enough to still set up a base up there.

"soapy tit wank" I will now try to weave that term into every conversation I have from no on.

If it's anything like Far Cry or Crysis, the gameplay will be mediocre and the storyline will be laughable. Ubisoft designs these games with such mammoth requirements so that they'll still be cutting edge in a few years. But what's the point if the game itself isn't memorable enough for...

Peach is hot. I'd let her gobble my mushroom.

Jesus? In my high schools? It's more likely than you think...

So he's advocating spawn camping with sentries? A good video, but not one of his strongest.