SamuraiKenji

SamuraiKenji

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  • mechanicallizard
    no, but i am in charge. if you have any ideas for rules, post them to me for approval.
    Rule 9: rules suggested by the chief vice-chairman may not always be approved.
    mechanicallizard
    beats me. but it should benefit the "Organisation" in some way.
    Rule 6: mechlizard will not be held responsible for any injuries or deaths
    recieved whilst on a mission for the "Organisation".
    mechanicallizard
    you should have undying, unconditional love only for your leader. (me).
    but accepting the offer was a wise choice. now, i will allow you to choose our
    first mission in the "Organisation". this will give you valuble field experience.
    mechanicallizard
    the war was put on hold because of a greater evil .....'mother'.....
    your first few days in the "Organisation" were crap because you were a new recruit.
    however, seeing as you and i are the only members of the "Organisation", i am willing to make
    you, *chief vice-chairman/woman*.

    and i would have saved you. you just didnt enter.
    mechanicallizard
    THERE ARE MANY RULES AND THINGS YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE "Organisation".
    YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT SACRIFICING YOURSELF, IT SHOULD BE
    A NATURAL REACTIO TO SAVE ME!
    mechanicallizard
    thats not my point. I WOULD HAVE SACRIFICED MYSELF TRYING TO UN BAN YOU!
    so again i ask: WHERE WERE YOU?I NEEDED YOU!
    "Organisation" Rule 8: if neccessary, give your life(or online account) for mechlizard.
    B
    oh wow. how in the world did i NOT see the "house" in your post ....
    ha, i should open MY eyes. sheesh :/

    boy do i feel embarrassed

    well, at least the pic is real and that includes the house too

    *runs
    mechanicallizard
    exellent...... welcome to the "Organisation"...
    all plans will be revealed to you shortly....right now its midnight and im going to bed...

    and remember, Rule 3: KFC addictions must be controllable
    as for the 3 balls thing, this certainly wins you brownie points with the "Organisation"....
    mechanicallizard
    1. you must have a penis.
    2. with two balls.
    3. a controllable addiction to Kentucky fried chicken.
    4. be able to recite Siegfreid Sassoons poem, 'The Effect', off by heart.
    5. theres no real 5th rule, but 4 is an unlucky number so i added this.
    mechanicallizard
    do not worry yourself samurai, you will be included. however, we have certain...
    stipulations, rules if you will, in our "Organisation".
    mechanicallizard
    mr Kenji, i too have a ......mother..... my associates and i have spent many
    a night plotting how to remove them from their positions of power..... so far
    unsuccessfully, but we are nearing a breakthrough....
    mechanicallizard
    i have great sympathy for you samurai. i too hate it when forced to do things straight after
    being woken. and im joining the military next year, so im really not doing myself any favours.

    but.......shopping?......what kind of monster would think up such a thing?
    mechanicallizard
    dark times? because i am still intent on your destruction? or because mr Tenjin wants to call you jr?
    or something even more sinister? nice avatar by the way. brings out the whole christmas/dark time thing.
    Rakurai Fan
    I'm going to pretend that you didn't accidentally post that on my page when you meant to post it elsewhere, and your (somewhat confusing) comment was intended to be a peace offering. I, seeing that this was all a misunderstanding, except.

    I'm Rakurai Fan (for now anyways). I've lurked here since monday, then laughed my ass off at the thread in my sig. On a whim I joined this forum and was met with a rude comment by yourself. I overreacted.

    *reaches out hand*
    Rakurai Fan
    Oh did I make an observation based on obvious indications and post them rudely on your profile without really knowing you at all? I wonder what that feels like for you.
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