.....

[Onions]

.....

 

[Dumb Dude]

Idiot.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Well we haven't seen you in a very long time, what brings you back here?

 

[Naph]

Brings him back to be banned imo.

 

[Onions]

Wondered if it was still alive. It is \o/

 

[Vegeta897]

I came in here ready to yell about vague thread titles, but it turns out this thread title is quite accurate.

Wondered if what was still alive? Are you blind or something? Can't read dates?

 

[Onions]

Nice sonic avatar.

So how are you?

 

[Dekstar]

This thread brings back so many memories.



Mainly of my abuse as a child...

 

[Onions]

Uh, yeah. Sorry about that :x

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Nice sonic avatar.

I'm not quite sure how to comprehend this.

 

[Onions]

Nice pokemon avatar.

 

[Acepilotf14]

What is this
I don't even

 

[Krynn72]

I dont know who this fella is, but I don't like him.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

IIRC Onions was actually HL2.net staff back in the 2003 era when this site was just a young thing, so he's pretty much a stranger to everyone!

 

[Tyguy]

he thinks he can leave and just come back like that? NOT ON MY WATCH!

 

[Onions]

That's unacceptable.

 

[Onions]

Wait, I'm not still staff? Munro..

 

[kineaesth]

I hate onions.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Onions make me cry like a crybaby bitch.

 

[Onions]

I hate onions.

We love you ;(

 

[Dekstar]

Onions, an 'olde' mod, back
in the early years. He used to guard
the half-life 2 site, with a knack
for keeping many a random 'tard
at bay. We used to date a little too,
back before he left (whether that
was why he went I have no clue).
Either way, although a bit of a twat
and at times very malicious
he kept order, being Asparagales.

As for the sex, it was like Valium
so hypnotic, and yet relaxing, but a bit dry
and like most allium,
when I stuck my cock in, made me cry.

So before he left, we fingered
which I distinctly still remember,
mainly because the smell lingered
for a few months after, but now,
coming up to winter, unlike most Alliaceae
and like his smell, is here to stay.


Welcome back Onions

 

[Onions]

That is the best thing I've read on this forum since 2003. Thank you <3

 

[Sheepo]

The last time this happened it was BlueWolf.

Further evidence:

Nice sonic avatar.

So how are you?

Further, further evidence: Onions are nasty.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

If he hasn't been here for 6 years, where was he.

 

[Absinthe]

Posting to check join date, just to be sure.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

If he hasn't been here for 6 years, where was he.

Your father.

 

[simmo]

nubs

5charlolol

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

onions stinks.

 

[Sloth]

Pi - was that one of your kids saying "I am Steve!" ?

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

No, one of my kids saying "Onions stinks"

In 2004.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I heard a voice saying "I'm such a loser" and thought it was onion.

 

[<RJMC>]

.....

 

[Hectic Glenn]

What on earth? Simmo just turned up as well!? This is very strange, the ex-staffers return. And they want their badges back.

 

[Sparta]

I vaguely remember Onions, but I had almost nothing to do with the off-topic forums back in 2003.

 

[ktimekiller]

Is it bad that one sticks to a single forums for so long?

 

[<RJMC>]

Is it bad that one sticks to a single forums for so long?

its like marriage

 

[The Monkey]

I vaguely remember that one.

 

[Sloth]

Is it bad that one sticks to a single forums for so long?

its like marriage

Or a very big and weird family...

 

[Sulkdodds]

Dudes! wb

 

[Munro]

Damn.... I knew I should have made those ropes tighter.