A discussion about Gordon

[Shanno]

Well, time for another useless meaningless thread cos im bored and i think we should get an interesting discussion going......Do ya think Gordon is wearing underwear under that hazard suit? and if so, when was the last time he would have had a shower??

 

[Xaxor]

He probably had a shower the morning of the resonance cascade. Since the story of Half-Life and it's expansions played out over 2-3 days, he could most certainly use another. I think he would be wearing underwear under the HEV, maybe even a jumpsuit of sorts. The real question is: boxers or briefs?
:E

 

[Megalomaniac]

The G-man let him keep the suit...so is it the same one? and how do you wash it?

 

[rocklegendfm99]

there is a shower inside the suit

he just has to hook up a water hose to the suit

it's got dryers and everything.

 

[NetWarriorDan]

I wanna know what special features the HEV suit has.

 

[Kouch]

forget the shower, how does he pee or crap in that suite? :E

 

[Runner]

just like they do in space GORDON WEARS A DIAPER!

 

[Opheli@r]

this is a bit stupid... but very funny. Sorry, i didn't want to hurt anyones feelings, but now it does puzzle me how he shites and pisses inside the suit.... must be a ecologycal suit. je je

 

[maxblack]

Is there enough room for a large on in the suit?

 

[glamhawk]

Is Gordon a homosexual?

 

[mrxskinny]

Hmm, I doubt City-17 would just let it's citizens just walk around in an HEV suit. You probably get something else in HL2. Aaaand he probably gets an underwear change after he soils himself in the interrogation room of the train station.

 

[mrxskinny]

this is a bit stupid... but very funny. Sorry, i didn't want to hurt anyones feelings, but now it does puzzle me how he shites and pisses inside the suit.... must be a ecologycal suit. je je

You know, it's quite normal for a man to lactate involuntarily under conditions of extreme stress...

GO TEAM VENTURE! :bounce:

 

[T.H.C.138]

Designer colostomy bag included in the new HEV Mark V!!


"Now feel the deadly sting of the Monarch!!"

Venture Bros kicks ass

 

[Shanno]

Ok, so, our man gordy, he lactates, defacates and pisses himself, has a colostomy bag and is a homosexual. Man no wonder the combine want him dead......but, it could be a good idea for a MOD.......the incontinent mod haha!

 

[f|uke]

forget the shower, how does he pee or crap in that suite? :E

Ever see Dune? :thumbs: Thats why he never has to drink anything either!

 

[Swift]

Dudes... I dont understand you people... Gordon doesnt shat because he is made up of P0lyg0nz!

 

[Shanno]

Polygon Shit Ahahahahahahaha

 

[mrxskinny]

Polygon Shit Ahahahahahahaha

Gorden wuz here!

 

[Swift]

Lollerskates!!.