A joke in my taste:

[figge]

The United Nations sent a worldwide survey with the simple question:

What is your honest opinion to the lack of food in the rest of the world, and what is your solution?

It was a failure:
In africa they didn't know what FOOD was.
In eastern europe they didn't know what HONEST was.
In western europe they didn't know what LACK was
In China they didn't know what OPINION was.
In the middle east they didn't know what SOLUTION was.
and in the USA they didn't know what THE REST OF THE WORLD was.

 

[HunterSeeker]

Heard this before but still funny.

 

[figge]

I translated it from swedish, so it's not 100% correct ;P

 

[lePobz]

In the USA they didn't really know what the United Nations was either.

:upstare:

 

[Kristafon]

Good signature material, anouther simillar anti-USA joke
Through out history nations have been nicknamed over what they ear
French the FROGS
English the ROAST BEEF
America, errr the FAT

 

[figge]

In the USA they didn't really know what the United Nations was either.

:upstare:

Yes they do!
It is that club... where everyone pays the member fee, except USA :angel:

Good signature material, anouther simillar anti-USA joke
Through out history nations have been nicknamed over what they ear
French the FROGS
English the ROAST BEEF
America, errr the FAT

And Sweden is the Meatballs \/

 

[Predateur]

Good joke, thanks for making me laugh.