addicted to halflife

[the show 1347]

hi people.this is my 1st time here.i play halflife every chance i get.it's the best game i played.can't wait for episode2 [bye for now0

 

[Man|-|unter]

Welcome to Halflife2.net it's safer here. What? What do you say? Just another word and you die. :|

 

[CyberPitz]

Welcome...if you wouldn't mind stepping onto this train going to our luxury hotels, Nova Prospect, we would love to give you a comfortable stay there....

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Welcome. And stuff.






Whatever.

 

[TCfromBN]

The Newbie Section seems to have lost it's spunk.

Someone prove me wrong.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

GIVE ME BUTTSECKS.



That is all.:|

 

[highlander]

Buttsechs!!!!\


Hello.

 

[Iron Kat]

Don't scare him away as well!!! All the n00bs are being scared away and you need newbies! Who's going to take your place when you're gone, otherwise?? We need a new generation of members.
Anyway, the show 1347, welcome to hl2.net. And despite what people may tell you, it's NOT safer here!!!:cheese:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The cake is a lie.

The cake is Iron Kat.

 

[Lucid]

Half-Life sucks, this is actually an Anti-Half-Life website in disguise.

We all worship Halo here.
Master Chief is your lord an-*gunshots are heard*

 

[Cole]

Tomorrow you will be addicted to buttsechs.

 

[Iron Kat]

The cake is a lie.

The cake is Iron Kat.

Eh?

 

[Darkside55]

Here's how it's gonna work, Show. You show up, post in the newbie forum. We reply with in-jokes and promises (threats don't necessarily need to be kept; these are iron-clad assurances) of buttsex for about three pages before this thread dissolves into a no man's land of random spam. Then we never hear from you again.

This is how it's happened since the beginning of Halflife2.net, so shall it always be.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Eh?

That's right.

Now you're thinking with portals.

 

[Iron Kat]

Er...

 

[CyberPitz]

hi people.this is my 1st time here.i play halflife every chance i get.it's the best game i played.can't wait for episode2 [bye for now0

I just realized your name has the last 4 digits of my phone number on it!!..
...
.....
Now bend over and take it like my mom.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Your mom takes it very well. Time to move up to corn!

 

[the show 1347]

Thankx guys for your replies.Hope to have a good stay in here.Halflife 4ever.

 

[TCfromBN]

He is immune to our moral attacks. D:




Welcome to the ranks.

 

[Iron Kat]

I hope you stick around for a bit. Unlike other newbies...
Not that I had any involvement in their leaving...
Hm.

 

[Azner]

Iron kat is portal.

End

Welcome

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Where the Hell have you been Az?

 

[Iron Kat]

Iron kat is portal.

WTF?!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

If at first you don't succeed. YOU FAIL. And the test will be terminated.

 

[taviow]

Thanks to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, the impossible is easy.

 

[Azner]

Where the Hell have you been Az?

Good ol Cyberpitzy locked his closet and ive been stuck in thar.

Internets down, at dads office typing this stuff.