"anatomically accurate"

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"Green, soft, and anatomically accurate"
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WTF Valve, just WTF?
:o :x :naughty: :x
 
Perhaps those are leftover holes from when they had that green slave armor. Are there similar holes anywhere else?
 
so all vorts have a half life label sticking out of their arseholes.


sorry, collective arseholes. forgot about the vortessence.
 
So they have two arseholes? o.O I just had about 12 bad images pop into my head.
 
hahaha omg this thread makes me rofl like a vortigaunt having 2 vortidos showed up my 2 vortiarses.
 
I find it amusing that a user named Rim-Fire posted this thread.
 
Whats even worse is if you watch the Episode 2 trailer when the vort is carrying Alyx, HE HAS TWO ASS HOLES INGAME.
 
Rim.... See what tollbooth's icon is? That's what your dad is going to do to you once I tell him about this thread.
 
They could be extra ears?

It's how they eat....duh. They aren't inefficient like us. They can breath/eat/talk the same time. They eat from their bottom, and breath/talk through their mouths.
 
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