FunkyMunky
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This is a question.. I got tired of rading the 40 or so page thread and read the 10 page one.
Has anybody tried doing this for the login?
Username: CJOHNSON
Password: tier3
It gave me admin access to the site and I was reading up the "History" of Aperture Science.
Here is a snippet that explains the login credentials:
Warning. Possible Spoilers:
Page 2 of ?NOTES.EXE? under ADMIN
1979 ? Both of Cave Johnson?s kidneys fail. Brain damaged, dying, and incapable of being convinced that time is not flowing backwards, Johnson lays out a three tiered R&D program. The results, he says, will ?guarantee the continued success of Aperture Science far into the fast-approaching distant past?
Tier 1: The Heimlich Counter-Maneuver ? A reliable technique for interrupting the life saving Heimlich Maneuver.
Tier 2: The Take-A-Wish Foundation ? A charitable organization that will purchase wishes from the parents of terminally ill children and redistribute them to wish-deprived but otherwise healthy adults.
Tier 3: ?Some kind of rip in the fabric of space? That would.. Well, it?d be like, I don?t know, something that would help with the shower curtains I guess. I haven?t worked this idea out as much as the wish-taking one.?
Wow, that took a long time to type out by hand. Perhaps this website is to just add storyline to the game, or to fore-shadow what will happen in future games? I read some more too, and I believe that the Aperture labs were evacuated do to mercury poisoning, I think.
Tell me what you guys think. I will read more of the Notes.EXE file.
Feel free to delete this if you think that all this is is blabbing on about nothing, because somebody else posted this.
I read all of these about a year ago, too, and I know I got somewhere, but I didn't know about these forums. I also got the username and password from a hidden room in the Portal game.
EDIT:
The ? are single-quotation marks.
Has anybody tried doing this for the login?
Username: CJOHNSON
Password: tier3
It gave me admin access to the site and I was reading up the "History" of Aperture Science.
Here is a snippet that explains the login credentials:
Warning. Possible Spoilers:
Page 2 of ?NOTES.EXE? under ADMIN
1979 ? Both of Cave Johnson?s kidneys fail. Brain damaged, dying, and incapable of being convinced that time is not flowing backwards, Johnson lays out a three tiered R&D program. The results, he says, will ?guarantee the continued success of Aperture Science far into the fast-approaching distant past?
Tier 1: The Heimlich Counter-Maneuver ? A reliable technique for interrupting the life saving Heimlich Maneuver.
Tier 2: The Take-A-Wish Foundation ? A charitable organization that will purchase wishes from the parents of terminally ill children and redistribute them to wish-deprived but otherwise healthy adults.
Tier 3: ?Some kind of rip in the fabric of space? That would.. Well, it?d be like, I don?t know, something that would help with the shower curtains I guess. I haven?t worked this idea out as much as the wish-taking one.?
Wow, that took a long time to type out by hand. Perhaps this website is to just add storyline to the game, or to fore-shadow what will happen in future games? I read some more too, and I believe that the Aperture labs were evacuated do to mercury poisoning, I think.
Tell me what you guys think. I will read more of the Notes.EXE file.
Feel free to delete this if you think that all this is is blabbing on about nothing, because somebody else posted this.
I read all of these about a year ago, too, and I know I got somewhere, but I didn't know about these forums. I also got the username and password from a hidden room in the Portal game.
EDIT:
The ? are single-quotation marks.
