Arrested

[BF2slut]

me and my best friends just got arrested for staying in the mall (sports gooding store) till hours after it closed and when everybody left we started playing basketball and stuff in the empty store..

long story short we triggered motion sensor alarms and 5 police came in guns drawn ready to arrest us. we were charged with criminal trespassing and they are trying to charge me with burgeling.

so you guessed it im ****ed with the parents, i wont be here for god knows how long.. i'll be grounded. just letting you all know and my prayers go out to my best friends who i wonder if i'll ever get to see again. take care

when i get back i'll post a detailed story, me and my friends all had weed on us and they never searched us. thank you lord. im on the verge of tears cause my mistake has me in so much shit, and its gonna be a long time until all our parents decide we can hang out together again.

very sad day, like i said im on the verge of tears but i ****ed up, and i'm trying my hardest to take it like a man.. it just leaves me heartbroken when i know i might not see my best friends again

so im gonna be grounded soon.. who knows till i be back, i hope for all your prayers that i get out oft his jam without any felonies.. they really think we tryed to steal guns from the sports good store.

pleasse don't make fun of me, i know it was stupid and im really hurt about my friends.

 

[Soirjed]

It's alright hang in there, I'm wanted in at least 4 states for sodomizing cats. I feel your pain

 

[nofx]

No biggy everyone screws up just learn from this and think before you act eh,..

 

[DreadLord]

very sad day, like i said im on the verge of tears....

Hardly.. One less BF2 player in the world..

But seriously, what's with all the sympathy posts lately?

Good job staying in there after hours, did you really think they were just going to open the store in the morning and let you out? You couldn't have possibly thought that was a decent idea..

 

[Raziaar]

Ohhh... if only you had made a topic on "How not to drop the soap" instead of "How do you wipe"? You might have gained some valuable information that would of helped you in the days to come.






I only joke...

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Why'd you do it?

 

[DreadLord]

Jack Thompson says he was training on BF2 all day. That must've caused the crime.

 

[Naudian]

I've always thought about doing that! Ever since I saw that simpsons ep. where bart gets the master key to the city...

I wanna ride bikes in the malL!!!!!!!11

 

[gh0st]

if you want to take it like a man you better not cry sissy.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I've always thought about doing that! Ever since I saw that simpsons ep. where bart gets the master key to the city...

I wanna ride bikes in the malL!!!!!!!11

I was imagining them doing that (exact same episode I was thinking of.)

LMAO when Milhouse tries to ride the rubber raft down the escalator, but then the sharp edge starts sucking it into the end of it. hahahaha

 

[Alan Freeman]

We will pray for you

 

[jondy]

We will pray for you

Speak for yourself :E

But BF2, assuming I am indeed talking talking to a person and not an amalgamation of videogames forming one vast intelligence (or lack thereof) if you get caught breaking the law, you do the ****ing time. Don't whine about it.

EDIT: Soirjed, best nub post ever

 

[CyberPitz]

Yeah.....well, I guess it was an intelligent idea in the past. shouldn't have tried to steal them guns you whippersnapper!

 

[Unfocused]

I feel sorry for you, though it wasn't a very smart move was it? You're lucky bastards they didn't find your weed.

 

[Murray_H]

Well that was really clever wasn't it....

How the hell did you expect to get out without anyone seeing you/triggering alarms?

 

[kirovman]

lolz, that's awesome.

 

[Yuri]

lolz, that's awesome.

I agree. I'm totally going to Dick's Sporting Goods with pot today.

 

[Insano]

Oh well, look at it from the bright side! At least the reason you can't meet your friend isn't that his parents think you're gay.

 

[<RJMC>]

lol seriously what you where thinking

"oh lets get inside the store until they close weee"

 

[Adabiviak]

Kudos for taking the responsibility for your actions. You'll look back on this and laugh someday.

 

[CptStern]

as a wise man once said: "dont do the crime if you cant do the time"

 

[DreadLord]

Oh well, look at it from the bright side! At least the reason you can't meet your friend isn't that his parents think you're gay.

That's a brightside I would not have thought of!

But yea, you'll laugh at this some day, when you're like 40 years old sitting in jail.

 

[FictiousWill]

Have fun with your shiny new criminal record.

 

[xLostx]

It's alright hang in there, I'm wanted in at least 4 states for sodomizing cats. I feel your pain

lmfao.

situation right now sucks for you BF2Slut but down the road you'll look back and be like "that was sweet"

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Oh well, look at it from the bright side! At least the reason you can't meet your friend isn't that his parents think you're gay.

Tell me about it.

 

[Harryz]

How long do you think you'll get grounded for? Long enough so you won't ever get laid?

 

[diluted]

Couldn't you just claim you guys were taking a huge shit in the bathroom and when you left, the store was closed, so you decided to make the best of it by playing basketball all night?

 

[Shodan]

How long do you think you'll get grounded for? Long enough so you won't ever get laid?

Prison isn't ideal for getting 'laid' as such....

 

[Foxtrot]

Why did you have pot on you? Or is that why you decided to stay after?

 

[Dgenatron]

very sad day, like i said im on the verge of tears but i ****ed up, and i'm trying my hardest to take it like a man.. it just leaves me heartbroken when i know i might not see my best friends again

Why the f*ck would you stay inside a closed store to play basketball in the first place? Your and your friends were badasses enough to commit a crime but not badasses enough to disobey your parents? Like I gave a rat's ass if my parents told me I couldn't see my friends again. F*ck them. Besides, the entire rationale of your parents is stupid, for all I know it was you who had this great idea and dragged your friends along with you. Their parents are the ones who shouldn't let them hang with you.

Hey, but you gave me an idea. I'll do the same some day, except that I will grab all the guns that I can carry, and if the cops come in, I'll just tell them that I stayed in the store because there aren't enough basketball courts in the neighborhood and for that reason it was all the government's fault in the first place for depriving me of the opportunity to play basketball like any other human being would: in a public place.

 

[DreadLord]

Isn't it Degeneratron? Like degenerate.. Nice name...

 

[chu]

What did you expect? You and Milhouse were just going to stay on the lamb from Wiggum and live in the mall and eat candy?

 

[Murray_H]

What did you expect? You and Milhouse were just going to stay on the lamb from Wiggum and live in the mall and eat candy?

Haha they would send in a big cat though :O

 

[Foxtrot]

What did you expect? You and Milhouse were just going to stay on the lamb from Wiggum and live in the mall and eat candy?

...The Simpsons blows now.

 

[Pesmerga]

Yeah, it's blown for a couple years now

 

[Foxtrot]

Yeah, it's blown for a couple years now

For atleast 5.

 

[Cukel]

Idiots. You are allowed to break the law, as long as you dont get caught.
Sounds like a good idea tho. I wonder if the store nearby has motion detectors...

 

[outpost]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Dumb bitch

 

[Lex Luthor]

Dude you shouldn't try to steal guns and break into stores, it won't get you very far in life. You got what you deserved.

 

[Shodan]

Dude you shouldn't try to steal guns and break into stores, it won't get you very far in life. You got what you deserved.

Theoretically he didn't do either, he just stayed in there late and ****ed around with a B-ball.