Babies.

[-Psy-]

Your thoughts on having your own child.

 

[kineaesth]

Kids can be annoying, but it would be cool to have one... Much later.

 

[Stigmata]

Oh, at some point I'm sure I'll get around to it. Kids are amazing when they aren't crying or pooping.

 

[MJ12]

Adopting unless my future spouse really, really wants one of our own.

Theres just to many damn kids without homes, thats a primary reason I'd like to adopt.

I don't want more than two kids though.

 

[sinkoman]

I love babies. They're absolutely delicious!

 

[Tarkus]

I never wanted child of mine, but recently I have been experiencing some sort of gaying process that makes me want to have a little girl sometime in the future.Not in the near future though. Although I'll problably never be able to have my own children, due to all those chemotherapy treatments I had to do in the past...those have problably fried my children making twins

Also, rofl at sinkoman (GET IN MAH BELLY!)

 

[Darkside55]

Having children is my number one goal in life.

 

[MJ12]

The downside of having kids is when they reach the age around 11-17. The whole preteen-teen stage is annoying as hell.

 

[kineaesth]

Having children is my number one goal in life.

How many?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Definately, but had sure as Hell better bet your ass I'll eat them at the first sign of weakness.

 

[Stigmata]

How many?

FIVE HUNDRED OF EM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XbFLhbJRt_E

 

[Darkside55]

How many?

Three, preferably. 2 girls, 1 boy for most preferable preference.

 

[MJ12]

Having children is my number one goal in life.

How many?

I am thinking Darkside has a more insect type mentality when it comes to raising offspring.
Instead of taking good care of a couple, raise hordes of them to dominate all the other children.

I can just see it now, a kid bullying a little darkside offspring at a playground, then all of the sudden 3 more darkside children apear, then 10 more, 20, 30, 40, all their eyes glowing red, one of them makes some strange call and all of them rush in at the bully at once and tear his limbs off.

I kid, I am sure you'll make a lovely father.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

FIVE HUNDRED OF EM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XbFLhbJRt_E

Hey Dave, LET'S MAKE BABIES.

MAKE ME FEEL GREAT BABY.

 

[Darkside55]

I am thinking Darkside has a more insect type mentality when it comes to raising offspring.
Instead of taking good care of a couple, raise hordes of them to dominate all the other children.

Coincidentally, I do want to raise one of my girls to be Lord of the Playground.

 

[Qonfused]

I love being around kids. They make me feel younger.

 

[Lamarrfz]

Can't say I'm really thrilled about having children, but perhaps I could be brainwashed, blackmailed, or otherwise lured into it.

 

[Emporius]

babies EVERYWHERE!

But seriously I cannot wait to have kids. Adoption is also a possibility.

 

[Naudian]

Do not want.

 

[Reginald]

I adopt one whenever I am hungry. I am too lazy to wait for real ones to cook so the ready-meal ones do fine.

 

[Kadayi]

My advice Children are what you do after you've got a career, not before.

 

[CrazyHarij]

18 years of hard labor? no thanks.

 

[Stigmata]

My advice Children are what you do after you've got a career, not before.

Yeah, statutory rape charges make climbing up the corporate ladder far more difficult than it needs to be.

 

[Asknoone]

No, I really don't want kids at any point. I've got this thing, where I like to be free; I like to go where I want, do what I want and when I want. I hate being tied down or having attachments of any real kind. I love change and new things, and I can't do that being anchored down.

 

[lePobz]

My brothers wifes just had another daughter, my sisters just had a son, and my other sister is pregnant with a daughter (due any day now). Babies everywhere!

As for my own ... I'd love a child of my own, but I don't trust any woman enough with that sort of commitment. Not yet, anyway.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yeah, statutory rape charges make climbing up the corporate ladder far more difficult than it needs to be.

It so be worth it.

 

[Insano]

I'd love to be a dad someday. There's so much I'd like to teach him, and just seeing him grow up...

Yes, I'd prefer a son

 

[Que-Ever]

Well... it would be great to make many little beautiful Me's running around, but it might be too frustrating for me to teach them to not be stupid.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Nothing a little mace and a brickbat can't handle/fix.

 

[Raziaar]

I don't know if I'm going to want kids. It's not something I can even think about at this time.

 

[Cavalry]

Maybe - at times I really hate them, but I times I kinda like them

hmmmm......decisions....

 

[highlander]

Babies eh?. sure, why not . kids make me feel happier and younger.

 

[JFry]

Making a baby is pretty much my biggest fear these days.

 

[Evo]

I would love a kid after I finish uni and get place and a job

 

[Dog--]

How do you get a baby into a container?
A Blender.

How do you get it out?
Tostitos.

...

..dead baby jokes out of style?

I'm kidding.. I don't think about kids that much though, I'd rather not have any until I'm like 30-40, anyways.

 

[delusional]

I don't like babies, I never even touched my nephew the entire time he was living with me.

 

[Stigmata]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have sex with my Ferrari.

But seriously, I would really like a couple kids. Provided they are mentally capable of a) developing past the "Let's shit on everything" stage, and b) not becoming a chav or a mindless ditz/douchebag, I would love them forever.

 

[Phobie]

Babies are super.

That is all.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have sex with my Ferrari.

But seriously, I would really like a couple kids. Provided they are mentally capable of a) developing past the "Let's shit on everything" stage, and b) not becoming a chav or a mindless ditz/douchebag, I would love them forever.

What's soft, pink, and squeals?





A skinned baby in a bucket of salt.

 

[Stigmata]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a computer?

I turn my computer on, but a dead baby turns me on.