Black holes on the internets

Nicky 0123 said:
No!! You got it all wrong, this is the correct equation...
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Anyone who guesses where that is from, gets a cookie
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I'm pretty certainly that's the "universal" equation, comprised of many of scientist's theories and laws. I forgot what it's called.
 
to hell whit ecuations wat we need is actions! *shoots at black hole*
 
Dr. Slug's blog, entry #5,

This 'Taviow' is a madman! And now he's got the rest of them coming up with insane theories... RJMC seems to be the only one who is going to take action, but it looks like he's desperate enough to try to glog up the hole. I'm starting to think we'll die here. Oh, and there go our thrusters... Well, seeing as how this might be my last entry, I'm saving this one and the fourth on this floppy dis... Oh what the hell, they'll get sucked in anyway. It's really a shame the first one got lost in the Dakside/Samon fiasco, and the other two during the Ascention...
 
stop being pussies and....oh my gawd some light is coming from the black hole!.......a giant cow is coming from the black hole!
 
I took action. Everything is deactivated. In seconds, the world might change.

Everyone get ready for the explosion that might save us... or kills us.

In 60 seconds, the world will change...
Countdown started.
 
Hmm... Couldn't we, technically, just try and turn on the Infinite Improbability Drive?
 
Your ideas are not valid anymore!
The countdown has started! I'm sorry I didn't wait any longer!
Let's hope it works people!

55 seconds
 
taviow said:
Your ideas are not valid anymore!
The countdown has started! I'm sorry I didn't wait any longer!
Let's hope it works people!

55 seconds
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I see. I finally see. We shall hope. And wait.

50 seconds
 
I told you we are out of options riomhaire! We can only wait for our victory... or our destruction.
I'm sure I did everything right!
My plan will not fail because if it does...
We are dead.

45 seconds.
 
Wait don't turn off the Infinite Improbability Drive. instead hit it at exactly 42 seconds!
 
I allways hated you all,I allways though about killing them while you where sleeping,but that doesn't matter now that we all are going to die HAHAHAHAHA!!1
 
What if we just...you know...actually USE that giant MK II Ion Tazer the captain spent all of our research funds on? Taze the Black Hole guys?
 
Fire the tazer cannon directly into the center of the black hole. YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME!
 
Enjoy the black hole guys!
*teleports to safety*
 
taviow said:
It can't... be stopped...

40 seconds
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Damn you taviow if you listend to me we could have gotten out of this! You've doomed us all!

*pulls out pistol aims and taviow* *shoot's taviow in head* It's just been revoked.
 
Teleporter?

Oh, and the equation has something to do with character lighting. Saw it in a TF2 pdf.
 
<taviow escapes from bullet Matrix syle>
<Shoes_Buttback03 shoots again, hitting taviow's arm this time>

what are you thinking... you NEED me alive... the operation has not been finished yet...

Willie, I don't know what would happen if I fired directly at the black hole!
and riomhaire, there is no safe place anymore... no matter where you are now.

30 seconds.
The world will change tonight.
 
*changes the black hole's batteries*
Yeah, that should do it. I just teleported down to the store. The black hole's fixed now.
Nothing to worry ab-oAOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRGGHHHHGHGHHASAGEASJA...
 
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAZE THE BLACK HOLE'S PENIS? Now we are all doomed!



DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
 
I don't think black holes have a penis to taze.

I'm gonna sing the doom song now.

doom doom...doom doomy doom doom do do doomy doom doomoomom doomy do do du doom.............
 
NO. THAT'S CRAZY....

MAYBE JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK!

MAKE THE JUMP TO LIGHT SPEED!​
 
Light can't escape a black hole mr look at me with my post.

Well this is it.....do think there will be cake?
 
A calculation error is confirmed.
The black hole will explode in

20 seconds

Perhaps I can fire the tazer cannon at the black hole like Willie suggested?
We have 20 seconds to take action guys!
 
The tazer cannon must be recharged. This will take some time. Hopefully we still have enough time...

15 seconds
 
I hope if we get sucked in we get teleported to the incredibly promiscuous catgirl dimension.
 
Tazer channon recharging... we will have time... it will be close though...

10 seconds
 
Tazer cannon charged... it will take some seconds to fire...

5 seconds
 
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