Black holes on the internets

[kineaesth]

OH GOD...

 

[taviow]

5 seconds

I am firing the tazer cannon... at this moment... I hope it works guys!

4 seconds

It takes a while to shoot

3 seconds

Goooo tazer cannon you are our only hope

2 seconds

It's working... it's working
I fired the tazer cannon!

1 second

THE BLACK HOLE... WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH IT?

<complete silence>

What... what happened... are we dead?
Is this going to save us all?

<explosion>

 

[kineaesth]

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh god....It came. D:

 

[kineaesth]

 

[Wanted Bob]

What?

 

[taviow]

I think... we are alive...
I think... it worked...

But we might have destroyed half of the planet in the process, though. Hard to be sure.

 

[kineaesth]

I think... we are alive...
I think... it worked...

But we might have destroyed half of the planet in the process, though. Hard to be sure.

All my measure-o-graphs have shorted out. I can't tell.

 

[Asuka]

Now thats interesting.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I think... we are alive...
I think... it worked...

But we might have destroyed half of the planet in the process, though. Hard to be sure.

My sensors read that 6.5 billion people died...

WHOO! WE SAVED 1 MILLION PEOPLEZ!

 

[Slug Advisor]

And I'm pretty sure the reamaining Earthcans are coming here to get revenge on us. Still, I'm glad you guys knew how to taze the black hole from al those tazing exercises.

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

We are Still Alive! This was a triumph!

 

[evil^milk]

Last night I was working on a song in FL studio and suddenly I sunk a note way to the bottom and the program exittited and the wallpaper shone like a blissful Antarctic shunshine.

Mah God, life is wonderful.

 

[taviow]

Huh
We destroyed half of the planet but at least we are alive, guys.
Let's find more survivors...

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

Huh
We destroyed half of the planet but at least we are alive, guys.
Let's find more survivors...

I call any female celebritys we find! Except Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton....really any one that has been in a tabloyd sp*.

*edit*

Yay I just hit 300 posts! And moved up a rank! Wow already things smell sweeter. THIS IS AWESOME! (A 300 refrence on account of a 300th post)

 

[Slug Advisor]

Dibs on all remaining fuels!

 

[Operational]

I call any remaing land.

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

I call any remaing land.

We will not alow that.

 

[Omnomnick]

Dibs on any remaining supplies WOOT I get the best stuff

 

[ríomhaire]

Dibs on Poland! (The black hole spat me out after I shot lightning at it, who would have guessed?)

 

[Slug Advisor]

Haha, y'all going to have to survive without any fuels! Har har!

 

[Wanted Bob]

Dibs on the Internet!

 

[Slug Advisor]

Dibs on the Internet!

D:

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D:

 

[Nomad]

Dibs on Valve! Half Life 2: Episode Enzorr! They won't know what hit them! MUHAHAHAHA!

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

Dibs on the weapons.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Dibs on the uterii.

 

[kineaesth]

**** off. Taviow and I saved your sorry bitch ass high school preppy yellow asses. The remainder of the resources are ours. Gtfo.

 

[Que-Ever]

What do I get?

 

[kineaesth]

You can subsist off our leavings.

 

[Que-Ever]

Dammit, I always subsist off people's leavings.

 

[Wanted Bob]

That's what she said.

 

[Higlac]

I just read through this whole thread.... All I have to say is wow...


And dibs on the remaining vaginas.

 

[MaSter0fDarKneZz]

lol

ok lets suppose these back holes exist in the first place. where would all the information go? answer: to the black hole. u wouldnt even be reading this message becase it would have disappeared. and cuz theres important shit on the internets, why would the invent black holes anyway?

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

I just read through this whole thread.... All I have to say is wow...


And dibs on the remaining vaginas.

No. I already called dibs on a few.

 

[Higlac]

I just read through this whole thread.... All I have to say is wow...


And dibs on the remaining vaginas.

5char

 

[taviow]

Higlac, a new survivor!
Join us but don't eat too much food.

 

[The Monkey]

I hope one of those swallows 4chan.

 

[undertone]

so thats where all my porn went.

 

[evil^milk]

lol

ok lets suppose these back holes exist in the first place. where would all the information go? answer: to the black hole. u wouldnt even be reading this message becase it would have disappeared. and cuz theres important shit on the internets, why would the invent black holes anyway?

Good question.

Answer: The most probable one is listening to that song from either the Decemberists or Iron and Wine that goes "everything looks perfect from far away come down now."

In other worlds, half-lives are in our eyes that perfect themselves through time itself.