can someone give me Gabe Newell's phone number?

[Goethe]

I would have asked this question in the sticky on top of all these threads -the one with about a million views, but after reading the instructions of the person who started the thread I figured I did not want to risk being banned for asking something off topic.

So what do I want his phone number for?
I would like to lecture him on a thing or two.

 

[CriYam]

How about you post yours and we'll forward it to him.

That is, if you're comfortable with having your phone number made public.

 

[Vegeta897]

Umm, you don't ASK stuff in there. You post questions that have already been answered.

So I doubt you read the instructions

 

[ratm9200]

Why not just send him an email?

 

[Munro]

We don't allow personal information to be given on these forums, especially when not needed for serious reasons.