Carnage

[blzbob]

does anyone else ever look at half life 2 forums etc, see all the the problems that the game causes, bug after bug after bug and think 'half life 2 aftermath?... afterbug?' i am so sick of stuff not workin. i've had 2 different computers and 3 different graphics cards since i've bought the game.. at the moment i've got amd 64bit 3700, 2GB ram, X1800XT and that's pretty sweet but it's not good enough to run CS source. Ive had problems from the word go and they continue in new and exciting ways. It kinda reminds me of making your bed in the morning only to mess it up again that night. i.e. whats the point in fixin it if it's gonna be broken again tomorrow? maybe its part of the game, like by the end of it you have well honed skills in IT and cring like a little beoch 'can somebod please help me (snivel snivel), i have a problem with half life (snivel snivel), every time i see alyx's dads goofy bananna leg and have a good laugh the game crashs, what should i do?'
I'm sick of being one of those annoying pricks. Well no more. As it is playing games is unproductive (no doubt fun doe), and if valve think im gonna spend more time making the game work than actually playing it they can kiss my bannana leg.
So yeah like what my point actually is is does anyone else think that the bananna leg is a bit.. well.. gay?

 

[Barney Fife]

O.........................................................k

 

[blzbob]

no dude its not ok, aside from bannana leg, it pains me to go out and buy another valve product, although its gotta be done coz u know the games are gonna be class, u also know its gonna be a pain. I know this guy who likes to wind me up when i say i have a problem with my pc or with half life, by sayin 'well i've never had any problems with my pc and half life runs perfectly' you know he's talkin through his ass when when someone says that and its a pitty that i know that because its very unusual for someone to never have problems with half life, CS, or deathmatch. i wish i could stop myself from buyin aftermath but i know i'd be the only knob not playin it to make a point and i'd be missin out big time

 

[Beerdude26]

So this is a rant.

 

[funkyFlash]

With horrible english.

 

[Barney Fife]

no dude its not ok, aside from bannana leg, it pains me to go out and buy another valve product, although its gotta be done coz u know the games are gonna be class, u also know its gonna be a pain. I know this guy who likes to wind me up when i say i have a problem with my pc or with half life, by sayin 'well i've never had any problems with my pc and half life runs perfectly' you know he's talkin through his ass when when someone says that and its a pitty that i know that because its very unusual for someone to never have problems with half life, CS, or deathmatch. i wish i could stop myself from buyin aftermath but i know i'd be the only knob not playin it to make a point and i'd be missin out big time

O..................K. I'm gonna go over there -------> and ignore you for the rest of your life. Than............Ks
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And take your insulins please.

 

[Shasta]

I know this guy who likes to wind me up when i say i have a problem with my pc or with half life, by sayin 'well i've never had any problems with my pc and half life runs perfectly' you know he's talkin through his ass

I've NEVER had a problem running Half-life, or HL2. Or my PC for that matter. It's called intelligence, and sometimes stopping and thinking about what you are doing.

And my ass can't speak.

I thought that the title "carnage" would mean we would be treated to pics of devastation in HL2 or something. How disappointing.

 

[Barney Fife]

As You can see it Mr. Blzbob I got no problems so it is OK for me dude.

 

[blzbob]

I've NEVER had a problem running Half-life, or HL2. Or my PC for that matter. It's called intelligence, and sometimes stopping and thinking about what you are doing.

And my ass can't speak.

I thought that the title "carnage" would mean we would be treated to pics of devastation in HL2 or something. How disappointing.

stopping and thinking about what i'm doing only applies if the problem is as a result of something i did or intend to do.. what i did is load half life and play it. when i came across a problem i fixed it by thinking about what the game was or was not doing.. it's called inference. although i did not think much about the title carnage.. sorry to dissapoint.. the subject kinda changed during my rant. also im willing to accept that some people never have problems with HL2 im just saying that a lot of people do and using paying customers as beta testers is kinda taking the piss(dont take literally.. i know your ass cant speak jus like valve dont collect urine)

 

[Przemek]

Ever heard of a comma? Try using it sometimes, you'll be easier to understand