Chinese Initiate Red Plan!

[Gargantou]

China's premier announced today that his coutry will seek control of traditional Chinese territory, the first step of this new plan, called Red Plan, is to blockade Taiwan, The Chinese Premier has called Taiwans recent actions an "Act of insurrection upon Chinese soil".
China moved to blockade the island and warned foreign naval forces to stay out of South-East Asia, as Chinese forces launched a force-scale invasion of Taiwan a short while ago, the US 7th Fleet was ordered into the Taiwan straits, a mere hour ago, the aircraft carrier the USS Kitty Hawk was sunk off the coast of Taiwan. Chinese officials claim the US Seventh Fleet violated previous territorial agreements regarding Taiwan.

Source: CNN News Channel

 

[Dan]

"April fools, we launched the nukes already!"

 

[MiccyNarc]

China's premier announced today that his coutry will seek control of traditional Chinese territory, the first step of this new plan, called Red Plan, is to blockade Taiwan, The Chinese Premier has called Taiwans recent actions an "Act of insurrection upon Chinese soil".
China moved to blockade the island and warned foreign naval forces to stay out of South-East Asia, as Chinese forces launched a force-scale invasion of Taiwan a short while ago, the US 7th Fleet was ordered into the Taiwan straits, a mere hour ago, the aircraft carrier the USS Kitty Hawk was sunk off the coast of Taiwan. Chinese officials claim the US Seventh Fleet violated previous territorial agreements regarding Taiwan.

Source: CNN News Channel

Worst April fools joke ever?

 

[Seppo]

april fools?

 

[Acepilotf14]

FINALLY! REAL WAR, and not all this terror crap!
(April Fools! or is it..?)

 

[Gargantou]

If it's a joke, then why am I seeing this announcement on CNN?

"My fellow Americans, 1 hour ago, Chinese forces launched an unprovoked attack against the US Seventh Fleet, killing over 1300 americans. This will not stand, today the United States and her allies, declare war on the People's Republic of China!" - George W. Bush

 

[Dan]

give it up already, the joke died on the first post

 

[Gargantou]

*Cuts his wrists*:'(

 

[Seppo]

why would china start ****ing around with the US all of a sudden?

 

[Gargantou]

why would china start ****ing around with the US all of a sudden?

Trust me, if the chinese were to actually take the first step, and blockade or attempt an invasion of Taiwan, they wouldn't just back down because the US tries to scare'em.

 

[Dan]

No real news article would put that many facts in such a small article either. And why would the news have so many details a few hours after the start of a world war? Also, the most important points, the invasion of Taiwan and the attack on the USA is way down near the end of the article like an afterthought. A real story would have a huge frickin headline "HOLY SHIT CHINA ATTACKS USA" and like 30 pages of coverage on the event with interviews from every joe schmoe they can get their hands on.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Cause they're retarded!

 

[Gargantou]

Dan, erm well, magic?

 

[Seppo]

No real news article would put that many facts in such a small article either. And why would the news have so many details a few hours after the start of a world war? Also, the most important points, the invasion of Taiwan and the attack on the USA is way down near the end of the article like an afterthought. A real story would have a huge frickin headline "HOLY SHIT CHINA ATTACKS USA" and like 30 pages of coverage on the event with interviews from every joe schmoe they can get their hands on.

yeah that's like sooo obvious

 

[Dan]

oh yeah, and War Plan Red is actually the USA's plan for invasion of Canada.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Boo! Dont Invade Canada!

Also, another April Fools fail! :rolling:

 

[Krynn72]

These April Fools jokes are lame and blatantly obvious.

 

[Seppo]

indeed. They're almost like spam, but not quite.

 

[gick]

If you'd posted 'US begins bombing Tehran' you might have fooled a few more people.

 

[Robbo]

If it's a joke, then why am I seeing this announcement on CNN?

"My fellow Americans, 1 hour ago, Chinese forces launched an unprovoked attack against the US Seventh Fleet, killing over 1300 americans. This will not stand, today the United States and her allies, declare war on the People's Republic of China!" - George W. Bush

Retarded...?