Conspiracy: List of words that trigger Echelon!

Wow, this is a hilarious thread.

You guys are pretty damn funny.
 
I want to Kill the President by having Sex with Cornflower, Daisy, Egret, Iris, JSOTF, Hollyhock, Jasmine, Juile, Vinnell,
B.D.M., Sphinx, Stephanie, Reflection and Spoke and then throw a Nuclear Bomb on the Pentagon. Then I'm gonna pull out my Glock 26 and kill Bugs Bunny.
 
Neutrino said:
You do realize that by posting that list you've now set off every alarm in the country and soon you will be picked up by the black helicopters? :p
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:) Tin foil hats at the ready boys and girls!
The one I liked the best was: "$400 million in gold bullion quiche"
I've never been a big fan of quich to be honest, but if it was worth that much money I might reconsider. Although it does beg the question - why the f*ck would you monitor quiche!? A form of chemical warfare maybe? Perhaps ole Georgey boy likes quiche? Are pretzels on the list? They are, after all, a big risk to him.
 
ahhh but quiche is the secret weapon of the french hence the inclusion in the list ;)


btw, welcome back el Chi :)
 
Cheers, Stern me old mucker. It's nice to be back. I was gonna make a thread dedicated entirely to my return, but I didn't want to be too self-indulgent.
According to Shuzer's av, Cyb3rsh33p's left? Is this true? I turn away for a three weeks and this place falls apart. Shocking.
 
el Chi: I don't trust those avatars. Someone has an avatar that says "HL2.net RIP" so ;)
 
el Chi said:
Cheers, Stern me old mucker. It's nice to be back. I was gonna make a thread dedicated entirely to my return, but I didn't want to be too self-indulgent.
According to Shuzer's av, Cyb3rsh33p's left? Is this true? I turn away for a three weeks and this place falls apart. Shocking.
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well you were missed so I'm sure your own thread would have been fitting :)


cybersh33p has been around, although I havent seen him since last friday
 
I think that list is made up. I mean, echelon must be more advanced then just a word filter? I bet it somehow searches for entire sentances n stuff.
 
MaxiKana said:
I think that list is made up. I mean, echelon must be more advanced then just a word filter? I bet it somehow searches for entire sentances n stuff.
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yep :laugh:

methinks they would never release the list either, or people would just find ways of getting around the filters.
 
HatRabit said:
yep :laugh:

methinks they would never release the list either, or people would just find ways of getting around the filters.
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Disinformation sir, disinformation :) (is it spelled that way?)
 
For the people that don't know of "Bubba the Love Sponge"... he was a radio personality on a station (98 Rock) in Tampa, Florida. He was a "shock jock" (he's mentioned in the "famous incidents" link on that page, too) that got a huge fine from the FCC and was eventually fired for costing the station so much money and bringing bad publicity to them. Now he is trying to run for Sheriff of Pinellas County, FL.

Here is a section from his web site:

Just because the Bubba The Love Sponge® show is on a temporary hiatus doesn't mean that you have to miss out on the show. We have a free Best of Bubba internet stream available here. With more than 4,700 segments, we've included a wide variety of material for your listening pleasure.

Windows Media Player 9 users click here to listen.
Winamp users click here to listen.
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NOTE: His real name is "Todd Clem" and this is what he looks like.
 
CptStern said:
well you were missed so I'm sure your own thread would have been fitting :)
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Daaaw Stern - you're too kind. I was going to make an "I feel all warm and fuzzy inside" homosexual innuendo, but I thought I'd leave it for now.
 
el Chi said:
Daaaw Stern - you're too kind. I was going to make an "I feel all warm and fuzzy inside" homosexual innuendo, but I thought I'd leave it for now.
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warm? ....fuzzy? ...inside?!!! ...my gaydar is going bananas!!! ;)


drat! I missed out on a man-loving-man innuendo!
 
CptStern said:
warm? ....fuzzy? ...inside?!!! ...my gaydar is going bananas!!! ;)
drat! I missed out on a man-loving-man innuendo!
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Well, now that I've had time to think about one, I could mention hamsters in certain places...
Seriously, I'm the Queen of gay innuendos. There's a lot of freely distributed charged homoerotic humour between me and many of my friends. I am now going to stop before I make myself out to look like a repressed homosexual. Which I am not.
By the way Stern, you just added fuel to my innuendo fire when you mentioned bananas :naughty:
 
el Chi said:
Well, now that I've had time to think about one, I could mention hamsters in certain places...
Seriously, I'm the Queen of gay innuendos. There's a lot of freely distributed charged homoerotic humour between me and many of my friends. I am now going to stop before I make myself out to look like a repressed homosexual. Which I am not.
By the way Stern, you just added fuel to my innuendo fire when you mentioned bananas :naughty:
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heheh hamsters!!! ever watch "Hammy Hamster" kids tv show ...bet you'll watch it in a whole different light as an adult :E


I like gay innuendos cuz some people get offended while others are curious: "why do I look gay?" hehheh

bananas!!!
 
CptStern said:
heheh hamsters!!! ever watch "Hammy Hamster" kids tv show ...bet you'll watch it in a whole different light as an adult :E


I like gay innuendos cuz some people get offended while others are curious: "why do I look gay?" hehheh

bananas!!!
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Yeah there are an awful lot of things that become tainted with the foulness of years. It now occurs to me that the crow in the KiaOra ads sounds like a stereotypical paedophile...

Inappropriate humour is so fantastic with the right group. It's always bad though, when you make one of those risque jokes in the wrong crowd and everyone looks at you with the most disgusted faces you can imagine.
 
CptStern said:
warm? ....fuzzy? ...inside?!!! ...my gaydar is going bananas!!! ;)


drat! I missed out on a man-loving-man innuendo!
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Stern, your gaydar is a bannana! :D

Welcome back El Chi!!!!!!
 
Hey hey hey, this isn't some kind of....welcome back, el Chi thread. :O


But yeah, try to keep on topic. :)
 
It's ironic that privacy is on that list ;) . I also find it funny that all the terrorists would have to do is spell things wrong to slip right past the billion dollar security system. So basically they're picking up every porn, game, religous, etc. site out there - but the terrorists chat in AIM goes unreported.

"Deth 2 Amerraca"
"I agrea. Les bom ta pendagawn."

It's probably fake though, I'm sure Echelon is a lot more sophisticated than that. God I hope so.
 
OOOH NOES!! "BADGER" IS ON THAT LIST. noooooo! :( he's a terrorist. of the pubs. :(
 
Hmm does that mean that the most effective way of circumventing echelon is to spell really bad? All the words seem to be with exellent spelling ;o)) even the long ones.
 
sorry to bring this back after a while but:

Finally a victory for the animals today. The shock jock who promoted an on air slaughter of a wild boar in Florida has been fired! Bubba the Love Sponge a DJ in Tampa Florida has been fired. Bubba (aka Todd Clem) was the DJ that promoted an on air shock jock killing of a wild boar on February 27, 2001. Read the casefile in our database at http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/149/FL/US/3
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read the quote. makes sense why they have Bubba The Love Sponge in the words.... jack a$$
 
Camon_Draconis said:
read the quote. makes sense why they have Bubba The Love Sponge in the words.... jack a$$
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Ahh, didn't even catch the 'Bubba the Love Sponge' thing. Calm down though, I had a ' :p ' in there. No need for the jack ass :)

Neutrino said:
Bubba the love sponge, man!
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I know....I forgot all about Bubba :(
 
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