Dumb Suicide (not)

iyfyoufhl · Jul 18, 2005

Last weekend, in chicago, a 23 year old women got into a fight with her parents and tried to kill herself by reckless driving...well...

she was driving 70 mph, when she ran two red lights, and hit a car that was waiting for a green light on the third light

She killed three young musicians, but remainded unharmed herself.

I'm sorry, but she is one, dumb bitch.

NeptuneUK · Jul 18, 2005

shit like that that pisses me off

DreadLord · Jul 18, 2005

Multi-Kill!

iyfyoufhl · Jul 18, 2005

she was polish too, not that they are bad people, but i happen to know a lot of polish girls and alot of them are crazy, really

tripleplay369 · Jul 18, 2005

DreadLord1337 said:
Multi-Kill!

I laughed really hard at that one. Am I a bad person?

NeptuneUK · Jul 18, 2005

DreadLord1337 said:
Multi-Kill!

thats not funny man... well

i mean grr! bad person.

iyfyoufhl · Jul 18, 2005

tripleplay369 said:
I laughed really hard at that one. Am I a bad person?

yes, but i find it funny too, so horrible

Kyorisu · Jul 18, 2005

Knife ---> Neck --->Done.

Why not crash into a concrete wall or something instead?

Chris D · Jul 18, 2005

And we say gamers aren't screwed in the head?

Silly bitch.

Llama · Jul 18, 2005

Chris_D said:
And we say gamers aren't screwed in the head?

Silly bitch.

Quoted for truth...she shouldve played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol :|

Icarusintel · Jul 18, 2005

doesn't anyone just slit their wrists anymore, or take extreme amounts of pills, or even hang themselves?
i miss good old-fashioned suicides

Llama · Jul 18, 2005

Icarusintel said:
doesn't anyone just slit their wrists anymore, or take extreme amounts of pills, or even hang themselves?
i miss good old-fashioned suicides

:| you miss them

?
Thats disturbing.......

....but seriously, those sort of people should be shot at birth

xLostx · Jul 18, 2005

yeah i saw an episode of CSI like this, a grandmother want her grandson to be able to go to college but they had no money so she got like a huge life insurance policy then drove her car into a restaurant killing herself and a person in the restaurant. But since CSI figured this out they ruled it as a suicide and the grandson didn't get any money because suicide doesnt count with life insurance.

Kamikazie · Jul 18, 2005

Icarusintel said:
doesn't anyone just slit their wrists anymore, or take extreme amounts of pills, or even hang themselves?
i miss good old-fashioned suicides

My brother's g/f wanted to slit hers wirst because they broke up, and when she actually tried to do it she said "owe, this stings." ....and all i had to say was "wow..." and then she said that she didnt know that it would sting.

Icarusintel · Jul 18, 2005

Kamikazie said:
My brother's g/f wanted to slit hers wirst because they broke up, and when she actually tried to do it she said "owe, this stings." ....and all i had to say was "wow..." and then she said that she didnt know that it would sting.

that's the problem, people these days are pussies
maybe i should make a bumper sticker that says "real men commit seppuku"

SimonomiS · Jul 18, 2005

Real mean headbutt the sidewalk...

Kamikazie · Jul 18, 2005

i think that is the problem, or one sticker could say

"Committers never quit so why should you? Cut that wrist!"

and women are always saying that most of the men they they date never commit.

Steve · Jul 18, 2005

See, when people do stuff like this, it means they don't really want to die, they at worst just want to get hurt and get lots of attention and sympathy.

SimonomiS · Jul 18, 2005

Or maybe they are just dumb. Like those who swallow soda and pop-rocks as suicide and are shocked when they don't die.

Steve · Jul 18, 2005

Also a plausible explanation.

Kamikazie · Jul 18, 2005

Or they would try to shoot themself with a water pistol thinking its a real gun and get a little soaked instead

Glirk Dient · Jul 18, 2005

People suck at suicide.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

That is all you need. The perfect suicide guide. Maddox FTW!!

SimonomiS · Jul 18, 2005

SimonomiS said:
Real mean headbutt the sidewalk...

Slooooow.

Kamikazie · Jul 18, 2005

instead of headbutting the side walk you should replace your eyes with the cadbury eggs as seen in Glirk's link its more fun that way

Mechagodzilla · Jul 18, 2005

I guess if anything 'good' can come of this, it's that this woman will be jailed and probably put on suicide watch. She'll spend the rest of her life living with her utter stupidity, yet unable to die.

Unfocused · Jul 18, 2005

iyfyoufhl said:
she was polish too, not that they are bad people, but i happen to know a lot of polish girls and alot of them are crazy, really

Of course they aren't bad people. I'm one of them and I'm quite good :thumbs:

But seriously, that woman should be charged of murder.

Greatgat · Jul 18, 2005

Sometimes I wonder why people who commit suicide these days often try to take as many people with them as possible. I liked when suicide was a quiet, lonely thing. Now it's vogue to grab a gun and go plowing through a dozen or so (relative) innocents.

iyfyoufhl · Jul 18, 2005

stinger.aim92 said:
Of course they aren't bad people. I'm one of them and I'm quite good :thumbs:

But seriously, that woman should be charged of murder.

we all have a little polish in us

, but anyway, i am pretty sure she'll be charged with murder, unless she plays that "insaine" card

Gorgon · Jul 18, 2005

DreadLord1337 said:
Multi-Kill!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

Absinthe · Jul 18, 2005

Suicide by reckless driving?

Couldn't she have shot herself? OD, maybe? Shove a pencil in her ear? Getting into a hunk of metal and speeding isn't my idea of a quick and efficient suicide.

Icarusintel · Jul 18, 2005

reminds me of a friend of mine who jumped off her porch to commit "suicide"
too bad the porch was only 1 storey off the ground and all she got was a broken leg, all it was was one of those dumb "cry for help" things, stupid bitch, i stopped talking to her after that

CyberPitz · Jul 18, 2005

Tight-ass Llama said:
Quoted for truth...she shouldve played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol :|

LETS PLAY
*load clip*
*CLICK*
*Load bullet into chamber*
"Your turn!"
*hands gun to opponent.*

chu · Jul 18, 2005

pfft women drivers....

Lock the bitch up, throw away the key.

Que-Ever · Jul 19, 2005

Reminds me of a guy who attempted suicide by parking on the railroad tracks. At the last second he decided, nahh, I don't wanna die, so he drove off. However, the engine grazed his car and was off track until it got to the station, where it crashed into another train going the other way and killing a lot of people.

Stupid suicidalists.

DreadLord · Jul 19, 2005

Que-Ever said:
Reminds me of a guy who attempted suicide by parking on the railroad tracks. At the last second he decided, nahh, I don't wanna die, so he drove off. However, the engine grazed his car and was off track until it got to the station, where it crashed into another train going the other way and killing a lot of people.

Stupid suicidalists.

GG Law and Order

chu · Jul 19, 2005

We need more Dr. Kavorkians(sp!). Hell, sanction me, give me a gun, /stupid.

Lex Luthor · Jul 19, 2005

Definitely is a more creative and exhilarating way to commit suicide, you gotta give her that.

Kamikazie · Jul 19, 2005

but she didnt actually commit suicide she killed 3 people

Lex Luthor · Jul 19, 2005

Yeah, but those 3 deaths were accidental.

Kamikazie · Jul 19, 2005

or maybe she planned to kill the musicians and say that she was trying to commit suicide...the world will never know

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