Dumb Suicide (not)

Perfect assasination. Must try with Bush.


*me runs in panic*
 
You can't assassinate Bush, too much security. Maybe you could take out a Secret Service car or two.
 
Lex Luthor said:
You can't assassinate Bush, too much security. Maybe you could take out a Secret Service car or two.
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Thank god that American Intelligence don't come to this site...
 
15357 said:
Thank god that American Intelligence don't come to this site...
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Psh. You can't get in trouble for posting about 10 words on a random forum.
 
15357 said:
Thank god that American Intelligence don't come to this site...
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what are you talking about, how did you know that.....

never mind the previous statement, and i will send the amish virus to your computer





(it's on the honor system so please delete all of your files and trash your computer)
 
Lex Luthor said:
Psh. You can't get in trouble for posting about 10 words on a random forum.
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Ok, thrn let us plan a secret and elaborate attempt to rid the world of the infidels and post it here. :)

Kamikazie said:
what are you talking about, how did you know that.....

never mind the previous statement, and i will send the amish virus to your computer





(it's on the honor system so please delete all of your files and trash your computer)
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what?
 
15357 said:
Ok, thrn let us plan a secret and elaborate attempt to rid the world of the infidels and post it here. :)
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Lets get them all naked and pile them up in pyramids! And train their savage behavior out of them with dog leashes! That'll team em!
 
That IS pretty gay. Its so stupid how people dont stop to think about how its not actually going to hurt them, but other people. man.
 
rxysurfergal07 said:
That IS pretty gay. Its so stupid how people dont stop to think about how its not actually going to hurt them, but other people. man.
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i dont think you would if you were just trying to commit suicide (which i dont think you would...)

maybe they are self centered at the time that they are planning the suicide.
 
Kamikazie said:
i dont think you would if you were just trying to commit suicide (which i dont think you would...)

maybe they are self centered at the time that they are planning the suicide.
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Commiting suicide, or even attempting it is pretty selfish. There's always a slim chance that there's someone who cares for you, and is gonna be really hurt when you die. That is, of course, IF you die...

and even then, there's the person who has to clean the mess up :P

Imagine... you misinterpret what your mom said as being something hurtful, and since you're an EMO pussy, you decide to slit your wrists. after several failed attempts, lots of nearly getting through the skin and pullnig back because "it hurt," you finally manage to slit an artery. now you're writhing all over the place in pain, because you're a pussy, and blood's getting all over the place. In the morning, your mom walks in the bathroom and finds you cold dead corpse lying with it's hand in the toilet, and she can't afford a funeral because she spent all the money on you goddamn studded belt. so she buries you in the backyard, and is left, scrubbing dried blood of the walls because you're a stupid, selfish prick.
 
Lex Luther said:
I don't think these things take planning.
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well, it depends on how crazy you are (you know, those people that have todo or plan everything) other than that i hope that someone wouldnt plan a suicide besides what gun they would use.

that was a bad thing to say
 
Que-Ever said:
Commiting suicide, or even attempting it is pretty selfish. There's always a slim chance that there's someone who cares for you, and is gonna be really hurt when you die. That is, of course, IF you die...

and even then, there's the person who has to clean the mess up :P

Imagine... you misinterpret what your mom said as being something hurtful, and since you're an EMO pussy, you decide to slit your wrists. after several failed attempts, lots of nearly getting through the skin and pullnig back because "it hurt," you finally manage to slit an artery. now you're writhing all over the place in pain, because you're a pussy, and blood's getting all over the place. In the morning, your mom walks in the bathroom and finds you cold dead corpse lying with it's hand in the toilet, and she can't afford a funeral because she spent all the money on you goddamn studded belt. so she buries you in the backyard, and is left, scrubbing dried blood of the walls because you're a stupid, selfish prick.
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I think it's illegal to bury people in your backyard.
 
Kamikazie said:
i dont think that that was his point
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Well his point doesn't matter too much if it's completely illogical now does it? He might as well argue that committing suicide will create a beacon for Martians to abduct your mother.
 
Que-Ever said:
Imagine... you misinterpret what your mom said as being something hurtful, and since you're an EMO pussy, you decide to slit your wrists. after several failed attempts, lots of nearly getting through the skin and pullnig back because "it hurt," you finally manage to slit an artery. now you're writhing all over the place in pain, because you're a pussy, and blood's getting all over the place. In the morning, your mom walks in the bathroom and finds you cold dead corpse lying with it's hand in the toilet, and she can't afford a funeral because she spent all the money on you goddamn studded belt. So she sells your body for crack, and is left, scrubbing dried blood of the walls because you're a stupid, selfish prick.
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Is that better? god, you're annoying...
 
Que-Ever said:
Is that better? god, you're annoying...
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That's even more illegal. And who the hell would want to buy a body and possess crack? The two don't mix, man.
 
*mrmffgg*
fine. You think of something.
*storms off...*
 
Lex Luthor said:
Well his point doesn't matter too much if it's completely illogical now does it? He might as well argue that committing suicide will create a beacon for Martians to abduct your mother.
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Firstly, he's saying that it's selfish to commit suicide

Secondly, just because he said "bury him in the back yard" doesnt mean that his whole post is worthless, he did make few good points like the if someone misinterprets his\her parents and then goes and kills themself that is bad...are you saying that misinterpreting your parents is not a good point?
 
Sorry but you can't just spam out points and hope that some of them hit home. You need a good, well defined argument.
 
I wonder if you would have found it a better argument if I had simply stated that "suicide is selfish". That in itself, I happen to find a good point. You could imagine your own examples of why it is, or something like that. I oftentimes like to write little stories to help get my point across. I once wrote a sarcastic argumentative essay about why uniforms should be mandatory in schools. On example included a girl that had been killed and left in a ditch, and identified by her school uniform. (Distasteful, I know, but it was meant to be sarcastic/ get the point across) And there I go again, realting this bit of information to get... well, hopefully you get it. But you probably don't care. ANYWAY-

aso yes, the original point of the original psot was to say that suicide is stupid and selfish. I personally think you were overanalysing and maybe even being a bit of an ass, but I am very accepting- I take things rather well, and now I'm trying to fix things up.

Now, the only reason I could think of as to why you're making a big deal out of this is either
A: to try and teach me some sort of english lesson, which is not exactly welcome, but still appreciated, or
B: You happen to not find suicide selfish. If this is the case, I would like to hear your reasonings, preferrably in the same style as my post, as taht's how I understand things.

(edited for clarity, but still covers the same stuff)
 
Kamikazie said:
i think that you are spmming just to get your posts up Lex...
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And here's me thinking he was actually being serious >.<
 
Allright, lets get back on topic before civil moderation bans our asses off.
 
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