Evil kids ... They broke my window!! ( and my head )

kiwii said:
hahahaha why does everyone here want to kill them? :p they are just kids, i bet you also did these kind of stunts when you where little minors ;)

Somehow, I don't remember ever trying to kill someone by throwing a rock through a window. Attempted murder is not a "stunt."
 
kiwii said:
hahahaha why does everyone here want to kill them? :p they are just kids, i bet you also did these kind of stunts when you where little minors ;)


I can honestly say that the worst shit I've done to another person outside of school, and things that aren't my fault is play knock-a-door-run.

Being a minor is not an excuse.

While I wouldn't have shot them in the head, if I had a gun I'd definately fire close to them, as a warning.
 
kiwii said:
to conclude: I did not kick the shit of any of these bastards, I just reported their asses to the police. But hey, at least I feel a little better :thumbs:

You did the right thing Kiwii, and I hope you replaced that window because it must be freezing in sweden right about now. ;)
 
kiwii said:
hahahaha why does everyone here want to kill them? :p they are just kids, i bet you also did these kind of stunts when you where little minors ;)
No, I did not, and nor did anyone else with a brain cell. People with brains do pull stunts, the kind of thing that annoys but does no permenant harm. For example, the night of my leavers ball (Prom for our American friends) I got rather drunk so I decided it would be fun to pull some stunts. So I went down to the next village with a screwdriver to an area where the houses have names rather than numbers, and the names are on name plates on the gates at the front. So out comes the screwdriver and I swapped them all around, screwed some into trees. The point is, it was fun (Although I am not proud, not the sort of thing I would do anymore) but it did no damage. they got up next day, said "Damn kids" nd put them all back, no harm done. And thats the worst I ever did.

Have to admit though there was a neighbourhood watch sign up (Big metal one) and I didn't like the idea of that given what I was up to, so I nicked it :D. Its on my sisters wall still all these years on.


Adrien C said:
Why do we allways listen storys of you gusy being beat up, robed, etc.
can't we here some revenge storys from time to time ?
Hows this for a revenge story? I was sat in my car with the missus a while ago, having a smoke (Live with folks, no smoking in house) when we hear some pikey kids on the road. So we kill the light and sit silent. So these kids sneak up to my car and start fidling with the wheels (I assume to let them down). Obviously they haven't seen me or the missus, and they are not more than a foot from me (Joy) So I quietly open the door, stand up and scream at the top of my voice "OI!!!! WHAT THE **** DO YOU ****'s THINK YOUR ****ING DOING????!!!" (Or words to that effect). They shit themselves, litterally, they managed to head butt each other trying to run in different directions, then legged it.

Best of all, the look on thier faces not only keeps me warm at night, it also allowed my missus to see that she knew one of them (Friend of her brother) "Hello? Yes officer, I'd like to report some t**ts..."

:D:D:D
 
Link said:
No, I did not, and nor did anyone else with a brain cell. People with brains do pull stunts, the kind of thing that annoys but does no permenant harm. For example, the night of my leavers ball (Prom for our American friends) I got rather drunk so I decided it would be fun to pull some stunts. So I went down to the next village with a screwdriver to an area where the houses have names rather than numbers, and the names are on name plates on the gates at the front. So out comes the screwdriver and I swapped them all around, screwed some into trees. The point is, it was fun (Although I am not proud, not the sort of thing I would do anymore) but it did no damage. they got up next day, said "Damn kids" nd put them all back, no harm done. And thats the worst I ever did.

Have to admit though there was a neighbourhood watch sign up (Big metal one) and I didn't like the idea of that given what I was up to, so I nicked it :D. Its on my sisters wall still all these years on.



Hows this for a revenge story? I was sat in my car with the missus a while ago, having a smoke (Live with folks, no smoking in house) when we hear some pikey kids on the road. So we kill the light and sit silent. So these kids sneak up to my car and start fidling with the wheels (I assume to let them down). Obviously they haven't seen me or the missus, and they are not more than a foot from me (Joy) So I quietly open the door, stand up and scream at the top of my voice "OI!!!! WHAT THE **** DO YOU ****'s THINK YOUR ****ING DOING????!!!" (Or words to that effect). They shit themselves, litterally, they managed to head butt each other trying to run in different directions, then legged it.

Best of all, the look on thier faces not only keeps me warm at night, it also allowed my missus to see that she knew one of them (Friend of her brother) "Hello? Yes officer, I'd like to report some t**ts..."

:D:D:D



LMAO! :cheers: :cheers: What a load of Idiots :thumbs:
 
kiwii said:
I went to the police station here and reported these guys. And becouse they werent 18 yet. The police could do nothing, besides putting a "dot" in their file, which will show up when they applicated for a job later on .... Who wants to hire someone "dotted" in the police files? MWAHAHAHA . .
You ruined their lives. Good job :dozey:

Why didn't you just have the parents pay for the window instead of dragging the whole thing to the police?
 
Can't guarantee the parents will disipline them properly. Besides, the point of these things is so that employers can make sure they are not hiring the sort of person that does what they did. Just because they are kids does NOT mean they should be let off.

If parents are not teaching thier children to behave (And they must not be if they did that) then it is up to the police to force them to.

Don't want to be in trouble with the law? Don't break it. Simple enough even for them to understand.
 
Throw a broken computer through their windows!
 
Kill the kids!... and those people who threw rocks at your house.
 
It's one thing to pull a prank, it's another to THROW A ****ING STONE AT SOMEONE'S FACE THROUGH A WINDOW.

I don't know about about anyone else, but I cannot ever consciously recall a time when I thought it was OK to throw stones at people's faces. They knew what they were doing, they were just being little shits (losing consciousness is serious) and they got what they deserved.

Link didn't ruin their lives, THEY did.
 
Call the cops and make sure those kids never get a driving licens(worst punishment in Sweden for one under 15).
 
Haha, Just a little update... The kid who throw the stone came to my house about an hour ago with his dad. And he applogies and gave me $450 for the window :E he said he was sorry, and he dident mean to do it :rolleyes: His dad was really MAD and keept slaping him on the back of his head when he tried to say he was sorry. it was really absurd lol.
 
kiwii said:
Haha, Just a little update... The kid who throw the stone came to my house about an hour ago with his dad. And he applogies and gave me $450 for the window :E he said he was sorry, and he dident mean to do it :rolleyes: His dad was really MAD and keept slaping him on the back of his head when he tried to say he was sorry. it was really absurd lol.

Glad to hear that!
 
The_Monkey said:
Glad to hear that!


:) the funny thing is the window wont cost more then 200-250 $.
it turned out pretty okay in the end anyway
 
*simpsons qoute*
yes, and you only lost 20% of your brain function! ah life is so.. Bleearrgghhhhuuuerghh....
 
Hunt those kids down, bust their heads with cinder blocks, if there arent any around, punch their faces in :cheers:
 
kiwii said:
I where just surfing on these forums as usual about an hour ago, when I heard these ****ing kids outside. They were screaming like crazy. And it's around 10 pm here in sweden, so I used my best languge and told these punks to STFU. Then one of the kids proceeds to pick up a stone and throws it at me ( i am standing in my window ) and im trying to be Neo and dodge this stone, but I fail :|

So the stone comes flying trough my window braking it, and hitting me in the forehead. Im getting glasshards in my face and get knocked the f**k out :( .
After like 10 sec I am on my feet again, with the most tremandous pain in my head. I look out the window and the kids are gone.

So now Im sitting here... In my room, with a broken window and its cold as HELL. I hate sweden at this time of the year. :x
And I got this bump on my forehead, I look like a idiot. Godamn kids, I live in a pretty small town so I will probly bump in too these kids later on. And then Im totaly going to throw a 10x bigger stone at them. Sweet sweet revange!

sorry if my spelling is bad, im in a little chock i belive, im not used to getting stones throwne at me :rolling: heh, just wanted to share this with you guys sorry for another, useless thread.

Are you a pussy ?

DON'T take me wrong, but from what u ve said you look like one ?
 
Gorgon said:
Are you a pussy ?

DON'T take me wrong, but from what u ve said you look like one ?

let me throw a rock in your head when your not prepeard for it. and if you still manged to hunt me down and kick my ass... well then yes i am a pussy
 
I would have chaced them you know. Unless they were too many and to big.
 
neptuneuk said:
ill throw a rock at you, you'll LOVE IT!!!

me ?

I dare you to look at my face more than 5 seconds, I double dare you to do it.

OMG, as I remember, the last person who lookd at me in a bad way, he ends up in Hospital, he lost 1.2% of his teeths plus 3 broken rips and fukd up BLUE eye.
:hmph:
 
Gorgon said:
me ?

I dare you to look at my face more than 5 seconds, I double dare you to do it.

OMG, as I remember, the last person who lookd at me in a bad way, he ends up in Hospital, he lost 1.2% of his teeths plus 3 broken rips and fukd up BLUE eye.
:hmph:

Do I detect a bit of bullshit here? yes INDEED I do!!!
 
omg you are like so hard, far too hard for me.
...
i cant mess with someone like you. you are so tough, you can brag on a gaming forum about how great you are...
dont hurt me.. please!! for gods sake dont ****ing hurt me!!!! :x
 
kiwii said:
Do I detect a bit of bullshit here? yes INDEED I do!!!

no its not bullshit. :D

And neptuneuk,

Do not be scared!!!

if you call yourself a man then you shouldn't be afraid. :D
 
Gorgon said:
And neptuneuk,

Do not be scared!!!

if you call yourself a man then you shouldn't be afraid. :D


yes, master
sorry, master...

shall i lick your arse now or later, master
 
kiwii said:
let me throw a rock in your head when your not prepeard for it. and if you still manged to hunt me down and kick my ass... well then yes i am a pussy

Dude, I used to be bullied by many people at my College, 3 years ago. I joind up A gym for Weightlifting and Winshu Style (Kungfo).

I must admit that Winshu is not 100% accurate in real life. Anyway, my point is that No fuking person can stand in my face right now and start his bullshit without breaking something in his body.

this is how hard I became after joining the gym.

edit:
neptuneuk said:
yes, master
sorry, master...

shall i lick your arse now or later, master

you don't have to. :)

don't be an asshole. be urself ;)
 
Gorgon said:
me ?

I dare you to look at my face more than 5 seconds, I double dare you to do it.

OMG, as I remember, the last person who lookd at me in a bad way, he ends up in Hospital, he lost 1.2% of his teeths plus 3 broken rips and fukd up BLUE eye.
:hmph:
Holy shit batman...My BS meter just blew up!

Edit:Hell I could probally beat your lilly uk ass myself gorgon.
 
Gorgon said:
Dude, I used to be bullied by many people at my College, 3 years ago. I joind up A gym for Weightlifting and Winshu Style (Kungfo).

I must admit that Winshu is not 100% accurate in real life. Anyway, my point is that No fuking person can stand in my face right now and start his bullshit without breaking something in his body.

this is how hard I became after joining the gym

well you dont have to call me a pusssy just cuz i dident kill these bastards :(
 
kiwii said:
well you dont have to call me a pusssy just cuz i dident kill these bastards :(

I am sory if you got me wrong, But You should do it next time.

edit: and if you are a little guy, then I recommend that you start joining a Gym. :sniper:
 
Gorgon said:
I am sory if you got me wrong, But You should do it next time.

edit: and if you are a little guy, then I recommend that you start joining a Gym. :sniper:

I am 196cm, and weight 65kg. dont know it in pounds and feet so yes im pretty thin and weak :x
 
kiwii said:
I am 196cm, and weight 65kg. dont know it in pounds and feet so yes im pretty thin and weak :x

196 cm ? wow thats tall. You are Fokin tall m8 :thumbs:

I am 186.4cm and weight 94Kg.

Fit people must: Their Hieght must be equal to their weight. for example you are 196cm then your weight have to be at least 90Kg to be rated as fit (build).
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Does this come from the official school of Gorgon fitness?

hahaha, :laugh:

I wish I had a school. I would call it The CrowBar Style Gym

hmm, Ok, its a fact, you can search for it on google.com: subject height vs weight.
 
Back
Top