Favorite movie quotes...?

[myth]

JULES: Whatsamatter? Oh, you were through anyway. Well, let me retort.
Would you describe for me what Marsellus Wallace looks like?

(No answer!!!)

JULES: What country you from!

BRETT: What?

JULES: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"

BRETT: What?

JULES: English-mother****er-can-you-speak-it?

BRETT: Yes.

JULES: Then you understand what I'm sayin'?

BRETT: Yes.

JULES: Now describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

BRETT: (out of fear) What?

Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's cheek.

JULES: Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya mother****er, say "What" one more goddamn time!

Brett is regressing on the spot.

JULES: Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

(Brett does his best.)

BRETT: Well he's ...he's...black --

JULES: -- go on!

BRETT: ...and he's...he's...tall --

JULES: -- does he look like a bitch?!

BRETT: (without thinking) What?

(Jules' eyes go to Vincent, Vincent smirks, Jules rolls his eyes and SHOOT Brett in the shoulder. Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the chair.)

JULES: Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!

BRETT: (in agony) No.

JULES: Then why did you try to **** 'im like a bitch?!
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Movie : Pulp Fiction

 

[Que-Ever]

Freddy Kreuger: Wrong section.

 

[CyberPitz]

That's EVERYBODIES favorite quote....except mine mwuahyah
Kind of a few of them match up there...
Ben Jahrvi: I am sporting a tremendous woody.

Newton Crosby: Are you sure you weren't doing any steering?
Stephanie Speck: Yeah, I like to drive off cliffs.

[Stephanie is in the bath]
Number 5: [confused] Stephanie... change color!
Stephanie Speck: [looks down, embarrassed, reaches for a towel] Uh...
Number 5: Attractive! Nice software.

Howard Marner: What does it need input for?
Newton Crosby: I don't know; I guess it can't triangulate its position.
Howard Marner: That's a simple function.
Newton Crosby: Can you triangulate *your* position, Howard?
Howard Marner: No, I can't.
Newton Crosby: Well, then, there you go.

Everybody loves Short Circuit...at least you better! GRR!

 

[Vegeta897]

That's EVERYBODIES favorite quote....except mine mwuahyah
Kind of a few of them match up there...
Ben Jahrvi: I am sporting a tremendous woody.

Newton Crosby: Are you sure you weren't doing any steering?
Stephanie Speck: Yeah, I like to drive off cliffs.

[Stephanie is in the bath]
Number 5: [confused] Stephanie... change color!
Stephanie Speck: [looks down, embarrassed, reaches for a towel] Uh...
Number 5: Attractive! Nice software.

Howard Marner: What does it need input for?
Newton Crosby: I don't know; I guess it can't triangulate its position.
Howard Marner: That's a simple function.
Newton Crosby: Can you triangulate *your* position, Howard?
Howard Marner: No, I can't.
Newton Crosby: Well, then, there you go.

Everybody loves Short Circuit...at least you better! GRR!

Yeeeesss

My favorites have to be from Back to the Future. "Great Scott!" Etc.

 

[xcellerate]

Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
All Crew: Yo!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

 

[Darkwolf]

DuPont: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... entirely without incident.
John Preston: [Polygraph machine scribbling rapidly] No.
[Polygraph suddenly registers Preston completely in control]
Technician: Oh... Shit.
John Preston: Not without incident.

John Preston: Go. Go, damn you!
[sees another rebel being shot and knows this group will be next]
John Preston: Get out of here, God damn it! If you don't, you're dead!
Rebel: Don't do it. He'll shoot us in the back.
John Preston: If I was gonna shoot you, I'd shoot you in the face. Now go.

John Preston: Then I have no choice but to remand you to the Palace of Justice for processing.
Mary: Processing. You mean execution, don't you?
John Preston: Processing.

John Preston: You're an offender!
Reading Room Proprietor: I'm not!
John Preston: No? Then why are you so scared of me?

Mary: You can't do this! You cannot do this!
John Preston: Tetragrammaton. There's nothing we can't do.

DuPont: You really should learn to knock.



Everyone loves Equilibrium and Short Circuit!

 

[Uriel]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes

I win

 

[DeusExMachina]

Blade Runner - "It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

Buffalo '66 - "We are spanning time."

The Seventh Seal - "My whole life has been a meaningless search. I say it without bitterness or self-reproach. I know it is the same for all. But I want to use my respite for one significant action."

The Man Who Wasn't There - "I was just like them - an ordinary man. Guilty of living in a world that had no place for me, yeah."

Apocalypse Now - "The horror...the horror..."

Chinatown - "Forget it Jake, its Chinatown."

Waking Life - “I’m not in an objective, rational world.”

Once Upon A Time in the West - "The future don't matter to us. Nothing matters now - not the land, not the money, not the woman. I came here to see you. 'Cause I know that now, you'll tell me what you're after."

Sunset Boulevard - "I am big! It's the pictures that got small!"

Falling Down - "I'm going home!"

 

[Man|-|unter]

Finding Nemo​

Sharks: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

Cars​

Lightning McQueen: I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand.

Lightning McQueen: He's got three Piston Cups!
Mater: He did what in his cups?

The Godfather (1972)​

Bonasera: I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a'broken. Her jaw was a'shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison - suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Corleone.

 

[Icarusintel]

Leonard Shelby: [Running] Okay, so what am I doing? [Sees man also running] I'm chasing this guy. [Man shoots] Nope. He's chasing me.

God, I love Memento.

 

[PoeticRocker]

Clockwork Orange:

"And oh my brothers... I was cured..."

Then pretty much any line in Dr Strangelove.

 

[gick]

'We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!'

'There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.'

'We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.'

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - what a movie.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I can never think of any quotes when people ask, but;

The entire ending scene in Revolver and most of Clockwork Orange.

 

[Warbie]

Blade Runner:

'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.'


Jaws:

'Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.'

 

[Slacker]

Anything Frank Booth says in Blue Velvet.