First Europeans looked like Shrek??

[[Matt]]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/mar/27/archaeology.dinosaurs

A fossilised jawbone and teeth found in a cave in northern Spain may have belonged to one of the first human ancestors to set foot in western Europe. The hominid has been identified as Homo antecessor, or pioneer man, a possible ancestor of both our own species and Neanderthals. The fossils date from between 1.1m and 1.2m years ago.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

You mean we don't now? But I-

Oh.

 

[Azner]

So we are now basing every first europeans on 1 being?

 

[nurizeko]

And a single sculptures impression to boot.

 

[PvtRyan]

I'd hit it.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

My god, my hypothesis is correct. All humans are directly descended from Micheal Chiklis.

 

[kirovman]

He was probably an immigrant from New Guinea.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Fckin' a!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

So we are now basing every first europeans on 1 being?

For all we know that could of been the Village Idiot

 

[MJ12]

hahahah, i love this thread title

 

[VirusType2]

For all we know that could of been the Village Idiot

Look at the size of his skull. What a large melon. I bet he would beat our ass into the mud for saying that, and then proceed to tell us some jokes. Because look at the shape of his skull. It's almost comedic. It reminds me of "The Far Side" Cartoon.


http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=the+far+side&btnG=Search+Images

 

[MJ12]

D: I don't think he'd understand what we were saying, but he'd beat our asses into the mud anyway...

 

[kirovman]

D: I don't think he'd understand what we were saying

Because he's dead.

 

[Steven]

Plenty of people look like that today.

 

[kupocake]

Well, Shrek IS Pseudo-Scottish, and some Glaswegians don't look a hundred miles from the guy on the right (you know, the healthy looking one with skin).

 

[Sulkdodds]

My god, my hypothesis is correct. All humans are directly descended from Micheal Chiklis.

Sir, it is an affront to God's bounteous creation! Would you have me believe that I am descended from such a creature, and my grandfather an...actress? I can tell you, sir, that my grandmother was a very reputable lady, and although she may have had a big nose, she did not appear in a single picturisation of the Fantastic Four.

 

[L3N!N]

What about the loveable, ebonic spewing, short and rough, donkey?

 

[Steven]

What about the loveable, ebonic spewing, short and rough, donkey?

hahaha, let's not go there.