funny Citizen speech...

[357]

Whats the funnyest citizen speech you've heard?

Mine's gordead_ques15: "doctor Freeman, do you hear me, do not go into the light"

 

[Madders]

LOl my favorite is "sometimes I dream of cheese!" Then the rebel text to him says "I don't blame you" or something like that.

 

[crazyelmo]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/5511/ep1c1702b0003wf4.jpg

 

[Que-Ever]

Lolz.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Lolz.

Excuse me?

 

[Que-Ever]

It's a link, mssr.

Unless you noticed, in which case, I... dunnno if I even should esplain?

 

[bigburpco]

Then why the hell did you link back to this thread?

 

[Que-Ever]

Grr, nevermind.

 

[Drackard]

Grr, nevermind.

Don't Worry Que, i get it

 

[Que-Ever]

<3

 

[Ridge]

The ones about how they miss Breen's show, especially the episode with the jugglers...

 

[DannyC.]

Don't Worry Que, i get it

I don't. :|

Hmm... they're all funny, never thought about a favorite, but I guess I like them saying "He's done this before, he'll be ok" if you die.

 

[Broso]

"The trains arrive but they always leave. But when they leave they always arrive and when they arrive they leave." Something along those lines.

 

[Cherubimon]

"You mean it works for real this time? Becuase I still have nightmares about that cat"

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"They'll never make a stalker out of me!"
"...you never know!"

 

[TaoFan]

"You mean it works for real this time? Becuase I still have nightmares about that cat"

You mean Kleiner the monster tested his teleporter with a cat? I would've forced him to use Lamarr! :sniper:

 

[SlayeR1]

You mean Kleiner the monster tested his teleporter with a cat? I would've forced him to use Lamarr! :sniper:

Think is in reference to some old movie.

 

[Cherubimon]

Citizen Quote

Here is another one

 

[Crimo]

i think the funist is barney asking you "Did you hear a cat", scaried as sh**

 

[Darkside55]

"Dibs on the suit." Referring to the HEV suit if you die.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a Stalker!"
No seriosuly, I don't have a favourite, I love them all.

 

[W4d5Y]

Lol, I also love the ones noted above, especially..well...'They always call em headcrabs..But I tell you something: They don't taste like crab!
//edit: XD