Funny Ep1 quotes (spoilers)

[SFLUFAN]

"I miss Dr. Breen's show. Remember when he had the jugglers on?"

 

[clarky003]

When alyx makes zombie noises in the dark then laughs and says 'gottcha'

not really a quote but she made a funny.

I laughed at it after being scared.

 

[VortigauntLover]

Yeah, both of those are funny.

I liked when Alyx said "Is Kleiner really telling everybody to 'get down' (or something like that)?"

Or when you encountered the zombines and her whole speech about what it should be called.

 

[SlimyMarmot]

"Oh Snap!"
-Alyx, after killing a Combine soldier.
"Careful Lamarr, those lamps can be very hot!"
-Kleiner on air.

 

[DevgruSeal]

Yeah, you're close, but it was "Is Kleiner telling everybody to ... get 'busy'?"
But I didn't take a snap of when that happened. I resized these to 640 res, but I play on 1280x1024 (LCD)...

Then she says, "Jesus, Gordon, you're a real terror! Think its dead? Maybe you should whack it with the crowbar just in case..." (Click img)


"Got room for two in there?"


"That's a Zom-B-Q right there!"


Barney: "I don't have very many of these so...try not to lose this one, okay?"


And here's the one you were talking about with the Zombines..


Edit: Just remembered another..When you get the crowbar, or a little before, he says, "Now it looks like we're going to have to cut a path through every chickenshit metrocop who's having second thoughts about defending City 17."

Speaking of which, what does he meant having second thoughts?

 

[Scotsman]

The Metrocops clearly dont want to stay and die in City 17, so they'd probably desert. Explains why we only saw a couple of em, which was odd. Infact, there was only a single group of them at all, who appeared during the evacuation at the end.

 

[shuin4]

"Not like I needed his(Kleiner's) permission anyway." (when referring to repression field being disabled)

"No, I'm Odessa Cubbage's daughter." -Alyx with the other citizens

 

[DevgruSeal]

"Not like I needed his(Kleiner's) permission anyway." (when referring to repression field being disabled)

Oh yeah, was going to post that one

 

[Hypnosos]

When alyx makes zombie noises in the dark then laughs and says 'gottcha'

not really a quote but she made a funny.

I laughed at it after being scared.

I was more like "WTF?" since it didn't sound as a "normal" zombie, and then "gotcha", I just laughed. Great sense of humour.

 

[BeaverMon]

I didn't hear her do that 'till the 2nd run. Was heading up the stairs when the Close Caption said that she was acting like a Zombie. Then she says "Gotcha!".

 

[Asknoone]

"I met Odessa Cubbage once. What an idiot."